Post songs that make you wanna slit your wrists!

[Major Nikon]

Last edited Fri Feb 3, 2012, 10:28 PM - Edit history (1)

Not shitty songs. Good songs that make you wanna slit your wrists!

Examples:

[ret5hd]

1. practically anything by Diamanda Galas...

if you ever have a guest that just won't leave, throw one of her albums on. Empty house in no time!

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[Dr. Strange]

7. Sweet sassy malassy.

This is the musical equivalent of that Night Gallery episode with the earwig that crawled into that guy's ear!

[ret5hd]

9. Are your wrists intact?

[ret5hd]

20. I'll take that as a "No".

[LynneSin]

2. Best Cowbell song EVAH!!!

[Scuba]

3. ...

[guitar man]

4. Wake me up when September eeeends...!!

I'll spare everyone the agony of a link..... gawd, what happened, they were such a cool little punk band back in the day?

[Glorfindel]

5. "Cut the Cake"

by the Average White Band.

[OriginalGeek]

14. As an aside

RIP Don Cornelius


America is better for having had a Soul Train.

[backtoblue]

6. System of a Down

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[progressoid]

10. Most loneliest?

Thanks for that earworm! :gaaaaaa:

[Chan790]

8. Alkaline Trio - Trouble Breathing (It is after-all a song advocating the validity of suicide)

It was the first song I ever learned for performance and the one that got my college experimental punk band (I played the banjo and sang...with blue hair in a floral dress and eyeglasses super-glued together and painted with nail polish.) banned from campus at Catholic Univ. I posted the lyrics for anybody that doesn't want to listen to 4 minutes of really-dark emocore.

You told me that you want to die.
I said I've been there myself more than a few times.
And I go back every once in a while.
You called me lucky, you...
You called me lucky.

You said tonight is a wonderful night to die.
I asked you could tell, you told me to look at the sky.
Look at all those stars, look at how goddamn ugly the stars are.

It's one or another.
Between a rope and a bottle.
I can tell you're having trouble breathing,
'Cause you'll never be o.k. (you'll never be o.k.)
You'll always be in pain.
You'll always feel this way.
'Cause things they never work out right (the wrong way, the lonely way).
You'll always be in pain.

You told me that the daylight burns you
And that the sunrise was enough to kill you.
I said maybe you're a vampire.
You said it's quite possible, I feel truly dead inside.

It's one or another.
Between a rope and a bottle.
I can tell you're having trouble breathing,
'Cause you'll never be o.k. (you'll never be o.k.)
You'll always be in pain.
You'll always feel this way.
Cause things they never work out right (the wrong way, the lonely way).
You'll always be in pain.

Don't forget to let your life rot you inside out.
Don't forget to let your life rot you inside out.
Don't forget to let your life rot you inside out.

[kaitcat]

11. Everlast -- What it's like.

Kill. Me. Now.

[IcyPeas]

12. Anything by the Beastie Boys

[Doc Holliday]

13. with apologies to Cheech & Chong....

"Okay, Bob...you have a choice: you can take this meat cleaver....and chop off your little finger....

....or you can listen to Side 1 of the album 'Helen Reddy - The Las Vegas Years.' What's it gonna be, Bob?"
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"Gimme the cleaver, man."

{{{{thunk!!!}}}}

[ohiosmith]

15. Rap!

[graywarrior]

16. Anything and everything by this woman

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[Avalux]

17. I hate that song where the whiny guy says he "moves like Jaggar"

Every time I hear it, it's like nails on a chalkboard.

[Whisp]

18. muskrat love

nothing can match that for horrible, in known and unknown universes.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

19. Lana Del Rey

Her performance (for lack of a better term) on SNL a few weeks ago is one of the worst (if not THE worst) musical performances I've ever heard.

It sounded like a zombie cat was trying to meow or a ghost was trying to communicate via Ouija. It was awful.

[ZenLefty]

21. I have a list.

40 - U2
4th Of July - U2
A Day Without Me - U2
A Man And A Woman - U2
A Sort Of Homecoming - U2
All Along The Watchtower - great Bob Dylan song ruined by U2
All Because Of You - U2
All I Want Is You - U2
American Prayer - U2
An Cat Dubh - U2
Angel Of Harlem - U2
Another Day - U2
Another Time, Another Place - U2
Babyface - U2
Bad - U2
Beautiful Day - U2
Boy Girl - U2
Breathe - U2
Bullet The Blue Sky - U2
Cedars of Lebanon - U2
City Of Blinding Lights - U2
Crumbs From Your Table - U2
Daddy's Gonna Pay For Your Crashed Car - U2
Desire - U2
Dirty Day - U2
Discotheque - U2
Drowning Man - U2
Electrical Storm - U2
Elevation - U2
Eleven O'Clock Tick Tock - U2
Elvis Presley And America - U2
Even Better Than The Real Thing - U2
Exit - U2
Fast Cars - U2
Fez – Being Born - U2
Fire - U2
Get on Your Boots - U2
Gloria - U2
God Part II - U2
Gone - U2
Hawkmoon 269 - U2
Heartland - U2
Helter Skelter - U2
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me - U2
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2
I Will Follow - U2
I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight - U2
In A Little While - U2
In God's Country - U2
Into The Heart - U2
Kite - U2
Last Night On Earth - U2
Lemon - U2
Love Rescue Me - U2
Magnificent - U2
Miami - U2
Miracle Drug - U2
MLK - U2
Mofo - U2
Moment of Surrender - U2
Mothers Of The Disappeared - U2
Mysterious Ways - U2
New Year's Day - U2
New York - U2
No Line on the Horizon - U2
Numb - U2
October - U2
One - U2
One Step Closer - U2
One Tree Hill - U2
Original Of The Species - U2
Out Of Control - U2
Peace On Earth - U2
Please - U2
Pride (In The Name Of Love) - U2
Promenade - U2
Put 'Em Under Pressure - U2
Red Hill Mining Town - U2
Red Light - U2
Rejoice - U2
Running To Stand Still - U2
Scarlet - U2
Seconds - U2
Shadows And Tall Trees - U2
Silver And Gold - U2
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own - U2
Stand Up Comedy - U2
Staring At The Sun - U2
Stay (Faraway So Close) - U2
Stories For Boys - U2
Stranger In A Strange Land - U2
Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of - U2
Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2
Sweetest Thing - U2
The Electric Co. - U2
The First Time - U2
The Fly - U2
The Ground Beneath Her Feet - U2
The Hands That Built America - U2
The Ocean - U2
The Playboy Mansion - U2
The Refugee - U2
The Unforgettable Fire - U2
The Wanderer - U2
Tomorrow - U2
Trip Through Your Wires - U2
Trying To Throw Your Arms Around The World - U2
Twilight - U2
Two Hearts Beat As One - U2
Ultraviolet (Light My Way) - U2
Unknown Caller - U2
Until The End Of The World - U2
Van Diemen's Land - U2
Vertigo - U2
Wake Up Dead Man - U2
Walk On - U2
When Love Comes To Town - U2
Where The Streets Have No Name - U2
White as Snow - U2
Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses - U2
Wire - U2
With A Shout - U2
With Or Without You - U2
Yahweh - U2
Zoo Station - U2
Zooropa - U2

[Manifestor_of_Light]

28. Don't tell me you have a problem with U2?

They have gone further on less talent than most people. I believe they started using Vox amps because they wanted to be like the Beatles.....snicker....not to be mentioned in the same sentence.

[ZenLefty]

29. I wonder

I wonder if you kick bono in the balls as hard as you can he makes the same noise. I bet he does.

[Doc_Technical]

22. Cold is being by Renaissance

[BrendaBrick]

23. I'm confused....

slit your wrists in the sense that you just can't stand to hear...or like, slit your wrists for real? Whichever, here is my pick for the former:

I swear, I don't know just why this song irks me like it does...but its like nails screeching down a blackboard:

Ewww. I just really hate it for some reason!!!!!

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On the latter, Nirvana:

[GoCubsGo]

24. Dynamite

I was stuck listening to it four to five time an hour every hour during last summer. And, when we were out in the field, one of the kids I worked with would whistle it non-stop. I still, to this day, cannot stand this song.

[riderinthestorm]

25. Its a Small World After All, James Blunt's "You're Beautiful to Me", the Macarena nt

[becca da bakkah]

26. Dood Look Like a Lady! Wah Wah, Wah, Wah!

A million years ago, by Aerosmith. And anything by Tom Petty and the Fart Makers!

[Major Nikon]

27. R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts

[pokerfan]

30.

[bluedigger]

31. ...

[Tabasco_Dave]

32. Mad Season - Wake Up