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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsFirefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Toaster
A London man called the London Fire Brigade to report that his penis was stuck in a toaster. While the firefighters were not given a sufficient explanation as to how his dick ended up in the appliance, they were able to safely extricate the organ.
But the Toaster Penis Incident is not the only occurrence of its kind to plague the LFB. Since 2010, more than 1300 calls have come in reporting something trapped or stuck.
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79 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs
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An adult stuck in a childs toy car
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Third Officer Dave Brown believes Fifty Shades of Grey might be playing a role in some of the incidents: I dont know whether its the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up.
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Toaster (Original Post)
jakeXT
Oct 2013
OP
Bet that made holding the chicken salad between his knees rather difficult.
bluesbassman
Oct 2013
#6
Just when you *think* you know kink, it turns out you don't know anything...
Blue_Tires
Oct 2013
#11
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,374 posts)1. "Jaws of Life" work on a penis?
I suppose the toaster is, well, toast.
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)2. I for one want to know why he got his penis stuck in the toaster
Did he think it wasn't hot enough?
mockmonkey
(2,834 posts)3. Puts a new meaning to...
"Leggo my Eggo"
Auggie
(31,207 posts)4. Should have tried a waffle iron. Much safer
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)5. He should have buttered it first. nt
bluesbassman
(19,379 posts)6. Bet that made holding the chicken salad between his knees rather difficult.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)7. Maybe he was trying to make spotted dick
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)8. Fifty Shades of Grey?
I have heard of it, but have not read it.
Penis toasters are in the book???
jakeXT
(10,575 posts)9. Probably just the handcuffs /nt
ConcernedCanuk
(13,509 posts)10. Coulda just plugged it in and turned it on . . .
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pretty sure he would have got it outta there pretty quick on his own!!
CC
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)11. Just when you *think* you know kink, it turns out you don't know anything...
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)12. Someone wanted a Cocktart.
eppur_se_muova
(36,305 posts)13. When something gets stuck in the toaster ...
just set the toaster to "dark" and run it through a few cycles. Whatever is stuck will blacken and shrink and break apart, and then you can shake it out in pieces.
I don't know why someone didn't think of that.
Goalie49009
(748 posts)14. You just made me cringe at that thought