They were just outside of town and as there were no other cars on the road they decided to walk. Soon they came to a garage, but there was a sign on the door that said "Gone Fishing", so they continued walking and as luck would have it came upon a used car lot that was open for business. As they stood looking at the cars the salesman walked up and asked if he could help them. The two men told the salesman of their car trouble and mentioned that they only had $50 between them. The salesman frowned and said that he didn't have cars for that price. Both John and Eric were very dejected by this news when all at once the salesman slapped his thigh and said he just thought of some transportation they could have for fifty bucks. He took them around to the back of the office, and there stood a camel. John and Eric were very skeptical, but the salesman assured them that this was an excellent camel and could take them as far as they needed to go, and that he was so well trained that he even stopped at red lights. Well John and Eric decided to take the camel, and as they climbed aboard the salesman wished them a safe journey and reminded them about the camel stopping at red lights and then watched them go down the street until they were a out of view.
About a half hour later, as he was eating his lunch, the salesman happened to look out to the street and was surprised to see John and Eric walking back past the lot. He ran out and asked what had happened to them. "Well", John said with a sigh, "we were almost out of town when we came to a stoplight that had turned red and the camel stopped and as we were waiting for the light to change this carload of teenagers pulled up next to us and one of 'em hung his head out the window and yelled 'hey fella's, lookit the two assholes on that camel!' and wouldn't you know it, when we got off to go around back and see for ourselves, the light turned green and that deformed camel you sold us took off!"
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