Queen Elizabeth has revoked our independence!

[frogmarch]

In a fit of anger her majesty Queen Elizabeth II issued the following letter to the citizens of United States of America

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your failure to financially manage yourselves and inability to effectively govern yourselves responsibly, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David William Donald Cameron, will appoint a Governor for the former United States of America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1 - You will learn that the suffix ˜burgh” is pronounced “burra”; you may elect to spell Pittsburgh as ˜Pittsberg” if you find you simply can’t cope with correct pronunciation. Then look up “aluminum” and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2 - The letter “U” will be reinstated in words such as ˜colour”, “favour” and “neighbour”. Likewise, you will learn to spell “doughnut” without skipping half the letters.

More: http://itzhakts.wordpress.com/2011/11/29/revocation-of-independence/

[Xyzse]

1. I remember this.

This was made by John Cleese.

It was funny as heck.

[Goalie49009]

2. LOL nice.

[Art_from_Ark]

3. We'll have to put her face on our coins, too

And replace "In God We Trust" with "Fid. Def." ("Defender of the Faith&quot

[HipChick]

4. She wouldn't want you lot back..

at least not till you become somewhat profitable again,and carry less debt..

[sarge43]

5. My court spy tells me that when the Privy Counsel proposed this,

HM answered, "Bloody hell no! I'm too old for that shit."