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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else
Maybe I should post this in GD too?!?!?
http://bookriot.com/2012/02/sixteen-things-calvin-and-hobbes-said-better-than-anyone-else/
To paraphrase E.B. White, the perfect sentence is one from which nothing can be added or removed. Every word plays its part. In my more giddy moments I think that a simple comic strip featuring Calvin, a preternaturally bright six year-old, and Hobbes, his imaginary tiger friend, features some of the most lucid sentences committed to print. And when I sober up, I usually think exactly the same.
Bill Pattersons Calvin and Hobbes ran for ten years between 1985 and 1995. His comic strip managed to fuse wondering (and wandering) on a cosmic scale into an ageless world of lazy Sunday afternoons, snow goons, and harassed babysitters. Im not saying that you should take moral and philosophical guidance from the inventor of Calvin ball (a game that runs on Chaos Theory), but you could do much worse.
So here, in no particular order are a selection of quotes that nail everything from the meaning of life to special underwear. Enjoy.
On lifes constant little limitations
Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants dont help.
On expectations
Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! Thats the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isnt good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
On why we are scared of the dark
Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
On the unspoken truth behind the education system
Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. Youve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
On the cruel reality of commercial art
Hobbes: Van Gogh wouldve sold more than one painting if hed put tigers in them.
On the tragedy of hipsters
Calvin: The world bores you when youre cool.
On the tears of a clown
Calvin: Isnt it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humour? When you think about it, its weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think its funny. Dont you think its odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us?
Hobbes: I suppose if we couldnt laugh at things that dont make sense, we couldnt react to a lot of life.
Calvin: (after a long pause) I cant tell if thats funny or really scary.
On the falling of sparrows (or providences lack of timetable)
Calvin: Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
On why winter is the most frustrating season
Calvin: Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
On the gaping hole in contemporary arts soul
Calvin: People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artists statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
On the evils of mangling words
Calvin: Verbing weirds language.
On realising God is more Woody Allen than Michael Bay
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines.
Hobbes: Maybe thats why its hard to tell if were living in a tragedy or a farce.
Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
On why ET is real
Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
On looking yourself in the mirror
Hobbes: So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where theyre already met?
On the future
Calvin: Trick or treat!
Adult: Wheres your costume? What are you supposed to be?
Calvin: Im yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when youre old and weak. Am I scary, or what?
On the truth
Calvin: Its a magical world, Hobbes, lo buddy
Lets go exploring!
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