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jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
5. Fucking looks like fucking scrambled eggs to me
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 07:57 PM
Oct 2013

Shouldn't a fucking omelet have some fucking cheese, some fucking mushrooms, some fucking tomatoes and some fucking ham?

JeffHead

(1,186 posts)
7. What? Fucking chives and a fucking nob of fucking butter not good enough for you?
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:16 PM
Oct 2013

Fucking Americans, they want it all don't they. Now fuck off out of my kitchen!

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
10. Fuck you, Gordon...
Thu Oct 17, 2013, 02:05 AM
Oct 2013

...a fucking lump of fucking scrambled eggs will fucking never be a fucking omelet. You fucking know it as well as I.

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
11. And because fucking Gordon is fucking English...
Thu Oct 17, 2013, 02:09 AM
Oct 2013

here's what the great Frank Zappa thought of British "cuisine":

Boomerproud

(7,952 posts)
6. LOL! I really needed a laugh today. Thanks!
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:09 PM
Oct 2013

I have watched the UK version of "Kitchen Nightmares" and when he gets his Scottish accent going "fooking" it's adorable.

Autumn

(45,086 posts)
8. He forgot the fucking ham and the fucking spinach and the fucking mushrooms.
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:24 PM
Oct 2013

What the fuck???? And he forgot the FUCKING TOMATO'S. asshole. he didn't make an omelet.

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