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Gordon Ramsay Omelette (Original Post)
JeffHead
Oct 2013
OP
What? Fucking chives and a fucking nob of fucking butter not good enough for you?
JeffHead
Oct 2013
#7
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)1. How many calories in the fucks?
JeffHead
(1,186 posts)2. Fuck if I fucking know.
Just eat the fuckers.
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)3. That is fucking funny. It is so fucking Gordon. n/t
bluesbassman
(19,373 posts)4. It's a fucking omelette fit for the Dude!
Now shut the fuck up Donnie.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)5. Fucking looks like fucking scrambled eggs to me
Shouldn't a fucking omelet have some fucking cheese, some fucking mushrooms, some fucking tomatoes and some fucking ham?
JeffHead
(1,186 posts)7. What? Fucking chives and a fucking nob of fucking butter not good enough for you?
Fucking Americans, they want it all don't they. Now fuck off out of my kitchen!
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)10. Fuck you, Gordon...
...a fucking lump of fucking scrambled eggs will fucking never be a fucking omelet. You fucking know it as well as I.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)11. And because fucking Gordon is fucking English...
here's what the great Frank Zappa thought of British "cuisine":
Boomerproud
(7,952 posts)6. LOL! I really needed a laugh today. Thanks!
I have watched the UK version of "Kitchen Nightmares" and when he gets his Scottish accent going "fooking" it's adorable.
Autumn
(45,086 posts)8. He forgot the fucking ham and the fucking spinach and the fucking mushrooms.
What the fuck???? And he forgot the FUCKING TOMATO'S. asshole. he didn't make an omelet.
Paulie
(8,462 posts)9. Here's another fucking method