Why hasn't MFM voted in the 3rd annual pubic hair poll?

[rug]

[LiberalEsto]

1. perhaps

that's not a beard on his chin.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. T voted to pass and I explained why in the reply.

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You night be able to see better if you had eyebrows instead of those bushy little merkins
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BTW, they don't make you look like Slash.
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[rug]

3. You can't vote to pass.

Stand up and be counted.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. But I've never HAD any, so how can I vote? Y'know, I kinda like it this way because...

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... it makes everything look HUGE by contrast, so women refer to me as "Tiny"...
intead of "Teeny-tiny". It's a tremendous boost to my self-confidence level.
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Every little (naughty) bit helps.
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[rug]

5. Maybe you should stop rubboing so vigorously down there.

Give them some breathing room.

[LiberalEsto]

6. pssst!

Methinks he's a secret Veet-a-holic.

[Xyzse]

9. OMG, I was drinking something when I read this

I almost choked.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Once I had a GF with a 3-year-old son and she was giving him a bath one night...

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... and he started "rubbing himself vigorously".
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Her kneejerk reaction (and she told me rhat she immediately felt ashamed of herself) was to tell
him, "If you don't stop that, you're going to hurt yourself."
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He looked up at her with all his wide-eyed innocent wisdom and said, "Uh-uh, Mama. I do it all
the time and it doesn't hurt a BIT!!!"
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[rug]

8. And the rest is history.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Annual hair poll number 3? Did someone say "three"?

[Kaleva]

11. Many lounge regulars haven't voted. What are they hiding?