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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIf you must become a thief, what kind will you be?
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Take candy from babies | |
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Divert international multi-ton cocaine shipments | |
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Grab city manhole covers and fireplugs | |
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Steal famous paintings from museums | |
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Train robbery | |
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Defraud the senile elderly of their life savings | |
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Shoplift stuff like thumbtacks and chewing gum | |
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White-collar embezzlement | |
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Smash car windows to grab the GPS systems | |
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Borrow cool cars for month-long joyriding | |
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Chan790
(20,176 posts)I'd steal and wield useful information and documents.
Everybody powerful has skeletons if they had to put a price tag on they'd value worth cubic feet of treasure.
Information is power, power is the truest wealth.
Otherwise, I'd be a damn fixer.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)And then I'd send it all to a place far away.
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Sorta' like a lousy Robin Hood.
"Oh No...
"What ?
"Here come's that cheap-ass Robin Hood dude again...always acting like a big deal savior"
"Shit..again?....I swear, if he offers me some of those tacks and gum, I'll stick them up his ass.
"I'm with ya'...Why doesn't the fucker ever steal something good ...like a grill and some Porterhouse steaks??
"Fuck No...Tacks and Gum..big deal"
Behind the Aegis
(53,959 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Adsos Letter
(19,459 posts)I would steal kisses.
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)While at the same time insuring myself against the loss, and then rating the loans at AAA quality before selling them off to suckers like old people's pensions and city governments. And if I ever get caught, the people on Capitol Hill that I've bribed over the years will just give me more money, and then I'll do it all over again.
If you're going to steal, steal big.
petronius
(26,602 posts)Mostly from mortuaries, but I'd hit the occasional medical lab or cemetery, just for the variety...
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,838 posts)Neoma
(10,039 posts)Thieving and art go hand and hand.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Because it's a funny sounding word.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Shampoobra
(423 posts)I mean, I didn't like it the few times I tried it (thank God!), but it sure is a pretty drug.
So I vote we steal the cocaine and then find the adult trust fund children of the corporate titans we stole it from, and if the trust funders are making no contributions to society, but instead living off their parents' money, we reward them with big bags of free cocaine. Is that wrong?
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)i do like the way it smells though.
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)two steps up from a child molester in my book.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)then it would have to be this kind:
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Bucky
(54,013 posts)Kittens don't get that cold. Also, given them blankets isn't a crime.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Bucky
(54,013 posts)RobinA
(9,893 posts)Paintings are too hard to hide. I want jewels. I love jewels. Colored stones and a diamond now and then. I don't even care if they are set, I just want to keep them in my safe and take them out and look at them in just the right light so it perfectly sets off the sparkle.
Broken_Hero
(59,305 posts)run for political office and win, then siphon buck loads of $$ from my constituents, and blame the Devil for everything.
tonekat
(1,815 posts)Then have someone ghost-write a book about the whole thing.
Kaleva
(36,307 posts)That's the title of a local news article published 9/10/13. I live in an economically depressed area and there isn't much worth stealing around here.
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)I couldn't be any other kind of thief. Many members of my very Irish family are police officers. I know, Irish police officers, what a shock.
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)They can steal as much as they like, and they NEVER go to jail!