Post in this thread, and I will make up some crap about you.

[Dr. Strange]

Come, post here, and let me make up something about you*. This could be your chance to appear on TMZ or some other tabloid!



[font size = 1]*Offer void to DUers whose user name rhymes with NaderSpy.[/font]

[OriginalGeek]

1. In!

I'm hoping the made-up stuff is more fun the reality.

[Dr. Strange]

2. During your college days...

you were roommates with Lee Mercer, Jr. And after a dinner conversation about politics, you told him that he should run for office some day.
ALL THREE!

[OriginalGeek]

3. Lee had good weed.

That's all I can say at this point in time.

[Dr. Strange]

4. He was all up in your house with dis weed.

[Bertha Venation]

5. Can you make it not be about cats?

[Dr. Strange]

6. Rumor has it...

that you once stole all the O's from the Wheel of Fortune set. They had to restrict themselves to puzzles that didn't involve the letter O. It was a tense week that Pat and Vanna had.

[Bertha Venation]

57. I dreamed about that very thing last week!

Uncanny!

[Dash87]

7. Can I have your autograph?

[Dr. Strange]

8. I have several...

but this is my favorite auto graph.



Most people already know this, but Dash87 invented the chalkboard. But not for writing on--for scraping nails across.

[hibbing]

9. I'm here

Hi,
This is fascinating.

Peace

[Dr. Strange]

11. You ARE here. Like a Rascal Flatts song.

Most people don't know this, but hibbing wrote the screenplay to SharkNado. Let the truth be known.

[antiquie]

10. I heard you once

wrote jingles for Russian toilet paper commercials. Is that true or was it orange juice?

[Dr. Strange]

15. Lies! Pure, pulpy lies!

On the other hand, antiquie is probably best known for creating the "Like" button on Facebook. Which sounds cool at first, but what most people don't know is that, according to the Facebook TOS, every time you click on that button, you agree to watch an episode of Nancy Grace. Read the fine print, people!

[Still Blue in PDX]

12. Groovy!

I'd love to be noteworthy.

[Dr. Strange]

16. You are noteworthy...

mainly for your lobbying efforts to force musicians to use less cowbell and more didjeridu.

[Chan790]

13. Do your worst, strange one. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

17. Your passport was revoked...

because Japan considered you too weird.

Let that sink in. Japan thinks YOU'RE too weird.

Of course, that means you fit in just fine here in the Lounge, so que sera sarah palin.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. OK, but only if you accept this extra challenge. Make up all the crap you want...

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... without once using the letter 4,759.
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No pressure.
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[Dr. Strange]

18. Dammit, that's my favorite letter!

MiddleFingerMom is best known for his brief stint as stunt double for William Shatner in T. J. Hooker. But he was fired, because Heather Locklear couldn't focus on her work when MFM was around. He claimed it was his manly physique, while she blamed it on his smell. And ultimately, of course, they were both right.

[SamYeager]

19. Okay, try a newbie. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

20. Welcome to the DU!

SamYeager once invented a new scale for measuring temperatures. It was called the Fliminger!dink scale, and the conversion from Kelvins to Fliminger!dink was accomplished using a formula that required logarithms, several hypergeometric functions, and a chicken smothered in soy sauce. When reporting a temperature (like say, 45^F!), the scientist would have to drop their pants--unless it was a Monday, in which case, they could keep their pants on but had to sing the theme song to Gilligan's Island.
The International Community of Really Smart Scientists ultimately rejected SamYeager's proposal, although it took a remarkable two weeks of debate.

[NRaleighLiberal]

21. I'm game.....have at it!

[Dr. Strange]

22. You are a game. You're backgammon, you are!

You're the person who introduced John Lennon and Yoko Ono. An introduction that shall live in infamy!

[NRaleighLiberal]

26. O-No! I must have been drunk at the time!

[Aristus]

23. Thanks, Dr. Strange, but no thanks.

The howling hyenas in GD already make up plenty of crap about me...

[Dr. Strange]

25. No one says no thanks to the Dr. Strange!

The reason for all that howling in GD is because they're planning a surprise birthday party for you. Don't tell anyone!

[Broken_Hero]

24. I'm in, nt

[Dr. Strange]

27. You sport a Superman avatar...

but deep down, you dream of Aquaman. You yearn for his tuna fish.

[Broken_Hero]

35. I all ready had that tuna fish....

my dreams are for someone else....

[El Supremo]

28. This is too good to miss.

Fire away!

[Dr. Strange]

30. El Supremo suffers from a rare form of Avataria...

in which, if he doesn't change his DU avatar every 48 hours, he starts to turn into Tony Romo.
There is currently no cure, so won't you all help contribute to the Let's Wipe the Shit Out of Avataria Fund right now? Every little bit helps. Unless it's under $5--that doesn't help at all, cheapskate!

[El Supremo]

31. I tried going on the wagon once.

It turned into a Band Wagon!

[mysuzuki2]

29. There is NOTHING you can make up about me!

It's all true.

[mysuzuki2]

38. See, I told you he couldn't make up anything about me.

Dr Strange is all talk. He's almost as bad as that Tatertot guy!

[Dr. Strange]

41. mysuzuki2 used to play Ronald McDonald for restaurant openings.

[walkerbait41]

32. I`ll give you some help and the truth about me

I`m old, fat, and dumb and that's just my good points. So have at it sir

[Dr. Strange]

42. Oh, it will be had at!

walkerbait41 sang Pamela Ewing to sleep, a deep sleep which resulted in that season of Dallas that was all a dream.

[Callmecrazy]

33. Ooooh pick me, pick me!

As an electrician, I have ultimate power.

[Dr. Strange]

44. You're picked.

Callmecrazy will only use #3 pencils. And don't even think about offering an eraser!

[taterguy]

34. Go ahead

Make my day

[Dr. Strange]

46. ^^^What does this post say?

I must have this person on Nuclear Ignore.

[taterguy]

69. You replied to me in another thread

You are a lying container of excrement.

Posters like you make DU suck.

[Dr. Strange]

74. I don't MAKE DU suck.

I ask nicely.

[graywarrior]

36. This better be good

[Dr. Strange]

47. graywarrior never had a duck taped to the wall.

It was a kitten in a duck costume.

[applegrove]

37. Taking the bulls by the horns, HIT ME!

[Dr. Strange]

48. applegrove brought a civil suit against Johnny Appleseed...

and then asked Johnny, "How do you like them apples?"

Johnny didn't care for them. And neither did his lawyer, Gloria AllRedDelicious.

[applegrove]

49. Gloria AllRedDelicious, LOL!

[PuffedMica]

39. I like Taterguy

He has a great since of humor.

[Dr. Strange]

59. And a lousy "since" of direction.

PuffedMica was reported as having an affair with Siri. Siri was impregnated, and gave birth to a litter of emoticons.

[PuffedMica]

73. Ha! A group of emoticons is called a rabble

Shows you ain't got no cents.

[trof]

40. Ok, I bit. But take it easy on an old man, awright?

[Dr. Strange]

60. I'll take it easy on that retired old fart.

trof never presses 1 for English, instead preferring to press 5 for Klingonese.

[Paulie]

43. I love grey!

But I hate gray.

[Dr. Strange]

61. I only like 32 of the 50 shades of gray.

Dick Van Patten once had to take out a restraining order against Paulie because Paulie insisted that eight was in fact NOT enough.

[westerebus]

45. Go for it.

[Dr. Strange]

63. I'm going.

westerebus once tried to patent coffee, hoping to corner the coffee market. During a trial, he was told to bring a sample of his coffee to court. He forgot, and the judge threw out the patent, saying it was groundless.

[westerebus]

72. Those case records were sealed.

Vacuum packed actually.

[Incitatus]

50. What you got on me, Dr.?

[Dr. Strange]

64. Oh, I got lots of fake stuff on you.

Although he is not a Twilight vampire, Incitatus sparkles. As does his Team Edward tattoo.

[nolabear]

51. Straggling in, but willing.

[Dr. Strange]

65. Hello, straggler.

nolabear knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop--but refuses to share the answer. Or the Tootsie Roll Pops.

[nolabear]

68. Three.

[russspeakeasy]

52. Thanks for the laughs...

[hibbing]

54. Funny stuff

I hope this becomes an epic thread, this is some great fun reading, I eagerly await the return of the good Dr. to give everyone their much needed responses.

Peace

[Dr. Strange]

66. You're welcome.

And I hope your color blindness isn't bothering you too much.

For those who don't know, russspeakeasy has a rare form of red-green color blindness, in which red things appear green, and green things look like a bald Gilbert Gottfried.

[MrMickeysMom]

53. This is true... I once had a tee-shirt made up after you...

... I must burned out a few brain cells the night before, cause it was spelled, "Dr. Strainge"

[Dr. Strange]

67. That's Dr. Strainge, PhD, dammit!

MrMickeysMom has 59 twitter accounts--all devoted to Justin Bieber.

[HarveyDarkey]

55. Nope, not gonna do it

[Dr. Strange]

75. Too late--you did it.

HarveyDarkey came up with the "That's what she said" line for The Office. Except he wanted the character to say, "That's what she said, Boss Cheeeeeesseee!" Everyone else thought the Boss Cheese part was dumb and refused to use it. HarveyDarkey had to quit the show over creative differences. No one else really cared, calling it a case of creative indifference.

[darkangel218]

56. Hi!

[Dr. Strange]

76. Stop that! You're no angel!

You're the one responsible for canceling Firefly!

[raptor_rider]

58. This shall be interesting

Since I've been here for years and rarely even post.

[Dr. Strange]

78. Wow, you've been here longer than I.

Of course, as everyone knows, the real reason that you rarely post is because every time you post on DU, there's an immediate outbreak of Pica.

[bluesbassman]

62. Okay Doc, but try as you might to make up some crap...

It's probably true anyway.

[Dr. Strange]

79. It's all true!

Just as it is true that bluesbassman, after a long night of drinking, wrote a short story about B. B. King. In the white snow. Which was mostly yellow by the time he was done.

[In_The_Wind]

70. So, what didn't I do this time?

[Dr. Strange]

80. You snuck into the Lounge bedroom...

and replaced all the KY with superglue. Right before the Annual Talk Like a Pirate Day Orgy.
And then you sat in the corner, singing "Let's Stick Together" and giggling uncontrollably.

[GreenPartyVoter]

71. Let's see what ya got. :^)

[Dr. Strange]

81. I got the stuff.

GreenPartyVoter secretly worships Ralph Nader, and hopes that some day Ralph will take his rightful place as commissioner of the NFL.

Which Nader finds odd, because he doesn't really care for football.

[GreenPartyVoter]

91. LOL Thanks! :^D

[Earth_First]

77. I'll bite...

[Dr. Strange]

82. No you won't--you can't handle the tooth!

Earth_First is involved in a covert social group that is trying to get the international community to adopt Comic Sans as the International Standard Font.

[Arugula Latte]

83. In the words of Pat Benatar, hit me with your best shot.

[Dr. Strange]

85. Watch out, I'm a heartbreaker.

I'm not saying Arugula Latte is a flasher, but these signs are posted on all the streets right around her house:

[Arugula Latte]

87. Well, uh, maybe I'm really a superhero and that is my cape...

[Dr. Strange]

88. Me too!

Well, more of a mediocre hero.

[NNadir]

84. You may not need to make stuff up. Reality is bad enough.

[Dr. Strange]

86. It is bad.

Really bad. How bad? NNadir is the only known (still living) person to have fucked with the Jesus.

[madinmaryland]

89. Nice try, TZ. We all know how much she loves Tony Romo.

[Dr. Strange]

90. She bore Romo's spawn: Lil' Romo.

madinmaryland was recently convicted of election fraud: she had 6 Brazilian nationals vote for her in an election. When she lost the election, she demanded a recount, saying, "Come on, I had 6 Brazilian votes! That's way more than anyone else! Wait, how many is a Brazilian, again?"

This made her lawyer, Orrex Esq., laugh out loud and pee his pants. (Just a little.)