Don't be an asshole. Don't be a crybaby.

[LuckyTheDog]

What things would you add to that list that sum up the rules of human existence?

[csziggy]

1. Be happy and generous. n/t

[Taverner]

2. "If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch, Get it in writing."

--Smack Daddy himself, William Burroughs

[Dr. Strange]

3. Keep your pants on.

[cyberswede]

4. Measure twice; cut once. nt

[LiberalEsto]

5. don't pick your nose

and eat the pickings

[Callmecrazy]

6. My sig line... nt

[trof]

7. 'Do unto others'...you know.

[surrealAmerican]

8. Think.

Just think. Does this make any sense? What problems might it cause? Does it solve the problem?

[westerebus]

9. Never fry bacon when you're naked.

[rug]

10. Pass the butter.

[Brigid]

11. Don't vote Republican.