Close doors. Don't heat unused rooms. Burn John Boehner's furniture for heat rather than use the furnace. (The stuff probably contains enough gin-sweat to burn for days.)

NewJeffCT

(56,829 posts)

3. well, I figure

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 12:39 PM

Oct 2013

if I allow 535 congressional reps and senators in, I will have enough hot air to heat the place - and then some.

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

5. Set up a wind turbine on the House floor...

Reply to NewJeffCT (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 12:47 PM

Oct 2013

you'd be able to generate all the electricity you need too.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

4. has 35 bathrooms, btw....

Reply to 53tammy (Original post)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 12:42 PM

Oct 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

6. That doesn't seem like nearly enough...

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 12:48 PM

Oct 2013

for 535 members of Congress, the majority of whom are utterly full of shit.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

7. Duzy!!!!

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 01:05 PM

Oct 2013

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

8. Thanks a lot...you got me stuck on the Best of page

Reply to 53tammy (Original post)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 01:49 PM

Oct 2013

and each one is better than the last..

There goes the entire day.....

NuclearDem

(16,184 posts)

9. Damn it, me too.

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #8)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 02:18 PM

Oct 2013

What a damn time vampire.

TeeYiYi

(8,028 posts)

10. Craigslist scam alert...

Reply to 53tammy (Original post)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 04:46 PM

Oct 2013

DO NOT RENT HOUSING OR PURCHASE GOODS SIGHT-UNSEEN—that amazing rental or cheap item may not exist.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams

TYY

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