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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWe all know that a crucifix will repel a vampire. Does anyone know what would repel
aggressive, arrogant, obnoxious proselytizers?
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Case in point
http://www.citypages.com/2004-09-08/news/some-things-about-mary/
Her husband, Ralph Kiffmeyer, a former state representative, is remembered by some for an ill-fated crusade to ban the sale of dildos and other sex toys.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Nothing but a gimp mask. It's an instant stun, sometimes lethal.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Including a couple of fake human skulls.
She never got bothered by the door to door evangelists after that.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)Nudity.
If that's not an option, there's signs you can buy for your door.
For other types of random windbags, try bear mace.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)Myrina
(12,296 posts).... oughta send 'em running.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)Last edited Thu Oct 31, 2013, 04:24 PM - Edit history (1)
and if you don't know one....start speaking gibberish.
Revanchist
(1,375 posts)They may think you're speaking in "tongues" and decide to join you.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)once went to a fundamentalist church. Grandpa started speaking in Navajo and Uncle 'translated'. The translation was not accurate. They laughed about that until the day they passed away.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)I used to live on the side of a hill. The guy above me was one of the three biggest pot dealers in North Idaho. He had a neon beer sign he'd turn on to let people know his shipments had arrived...it took the cops three years to figure this out.
RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)But I don't like going to jail.
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)It may not work immediately, but it should put them out of commission for around 12 hours.
Avalux
(35,015 posts)Last edited Sun Nov 3, 2013, 01:39 PM - Edit history (1)
I dressed up as a Dia de los Muertos 'skeleton' and one of my co-workers who sometimes goes off on tangents about god and how superior she is, was afraid to talk to me. I could see the look on her face, she was terrified and now thinks I'm pure evil.
I looked something like this:
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)But yeah, I see how that would freak out the fundies. The funniest part is that the most ardent adherents to Day of the Dead customs tend to be the very religious in Mexico.
Avalux
(35,015 posts)It's fascinating - they believe the gates of heaven open up on 10/31, allowing deceased loved ones to return to earth for 24 hours. So the people celebrate with them - huge parties with lots of good food, colorful decorations, singing and dancing. That includes skulls and skeletons, and little sugar coffins with cadavers that pop out when opened (just for the kiddies).
The fundies see all of this as evil. Anything hinting at the macabre freaks them out completely.
No Vested Interest
(5,167 posts)on Day of the Dead one year. So interesting.
Here we have All Souls' Day.
Same Idea, really.
WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)politicat
(9,808 posts)I was breaking down a couple whole tenderloins, a whole round and a short loin that day. My cat really wanted to chomp on the raw meat and would climb the counter if my back was turned, so when the doorbell rang, I snagged her.
Funny, I've never seen them again...
sakabatou
(42,170 posts)Auggie
(31,182 posts)BillStein
(758 posts)I was told they have a "special affinity for members of the Hebrew Nation"
Auggie
(31,182 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)Orrex
(63,220 posts)Proselytizers often respond to hostility and rejection by doubling their efforts, so your attempt to chase them away will only inspire them to come back with increased fervor.
nolabear
(41,990 posts)Put it on, sit down politely and smile.
nolabear
(41,990 posts)Put it on, sit down politely and smile.