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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSome mighty damn good advice on how to avoid the water ski douche and/or enema
The danger:
"When a water skier falls backward towards the water in a sitting position and the buttocks strike the water with great force, this unintentional maneuver causes a flood of water to enter into the vagina or rectum. The worst case scenario is severe lacerations to the vagina wall or a rectal blow out."
What to do if one does water ski:
"The water skiing douche and water skiing enema can be prevented by donning swim gear especially designed for water and jet skiers."
http://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/809730/vaginal-injury-avoid-the-water-skiing-douche
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)to get away from the water-skiing douche in my family. (my step-father)
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)Iterate
(3,020 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Iterate
(3,020 posts)I'd want to see the look in his eyes.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Here's your mounted fish...
Iterate
(3,020 posts)I guess I was thinking of the free beers I'd get showing it off. Now that I've thought long and hard about it I'm not so sure, as it would likely be carved on my tombstone. That, and you don't want your family fighting over who gets it after you're gone. I guess it could go to a charity if I could think of one.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)warrprayer
(4,734 posts)I water skied behind 400 hp Correct Craft. Remember falling much while learning and forgetting to let go of line, resulting in massive amount of river water swallowed
benld74
(9,904 posts)and eject the water all AT ONCE.
warrprayer
(4,734 posts)383 c.i. Chrysler marine v-8 with 3 2 bbl. carbs