The Junk Thread! (*Soon to be longest thread?*)

[Locut0s]

Last edited Sat Dec 14, 2013, 12:20 AM - Edit history (2)

Is it against the TOS or other rules to have a junk thread in here? A MASSIVE long thread that's just goofy junk and wasted posts? I've been on other forums there there is such a thread in the off-topic area. One of them was up to 80,000+ posts.

[petronius]

1. A thread like that would go places - like an ineradicable vine or somesuch... (nt)

[fizzgig]

2. it would never die

[nolabear]

23. I know! I know! We could put a gif of a duck on it, but it would be...wait for it...

Scotch taped to the wall!



What?

[Brother Buzz]

28. I am bullish on Kudzu. It's going places!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5573434

[PoliticAverse]

3. You want to put your junk in a DU thread!?... n/t

[Locut0s]

4. My "junk", or my junk?...

What is the meaning of junk here?

[loli phabay]

5. i think its pictures of your meat and two vegetables

[fizzgig]

6. i'll talk about some random junk

all our cars have names.

the 82 volvo wagon is blue. in our 16 years together she's never bothered to introduce herself, so she goes by her color.

the 91 volvo wagon is sanford. he introduced himself the first time we met.

the 89 ford f150 is bessie 3. the husband named her, i don't know if there were a bessie 1 and 2.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. we could name it Oscar.

[Locut0s]

10. Oscar the runaway messy strangler thread :P nt.

[fizzgig]

21. excellent idea

[Jamaal510]

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[Locut0s]

9. Lol I don't know why but that's actually kind of fascinating to watch.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. What is this "junk" of which you speak? I have heard references to it in ancient Viking sea chanties

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[Locut0s]

12. Wow you look, umm...

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Yes old Viking sea chanties, something about Throar begat Thjodhild, begat, Thordis, begat, Thorfrid, begat, Thorhalla, begat, Torgärd who did defeat the mighty Ulfeid of Unn with his mighty JUNK and thus was born thanos or some such shit

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. What a coincidence!!! I named my obviously mighty junk Torgard.

[Locut0s]

14. Ok this is getting a little ridiculous...

Ice building up at the public fountain outside city hall here. Surprised they don't turn the thing off. The ice in the pool at the bottom is just about thick enough to stand on. Very unusual weather for Vancouver.

[TheMightyFavog]

15. Here's a picture of a junk!

[Locut0s]

17. And apparently a well known ship...

http://www.discoverhongkong.com/ca/see-do/tours-walks/self-guided-walks/cultural-kaleidoscope-programme/duk-ling-ride.jsp

[Vashta Nerada]

16. Here's a picture of my junk

[Locut0s]

18. Now I want a superman costume...

[Locut0s]

19. I think Grandma may have a drinking problem...

[In_The_Wind]

20. Sometimes it just feels better to run away.

[Locut0s]

22. Or hide your head in the sand:

[nolabear]

24. Oh, poor baby!

[Joe Shlabotnik]

25. Junk thread needs a pinch of soundtrack

Locut0s-junk-thread-soul-stew

[Locut0s]

26. LSD + Cat =

[Locut0s]

27. Christmas Dinner prep photos...

Not quite christmas but we always have family over on the 23rd for a dinner. Then on the 25th we go over to one of their places. Just some prep pictures for stuff we are making

[Locut0s]

29. More dinner prep shot :P

BAD lighting and photo quality but it's a camera phone.

[tandot]

30. I don't think you'll ever beat the legendary thread by Graywarrior

"I want to create a thread that never DIES"

hard to beat that one

[Locut0s]

31. Challenge accepted...

[Rhythm]

32. Junk music... junk dance... too many junkheads on the floor...

He can't take the street no more
Street too full full of junk
Thinks he'll hide in his room
Room too full full of junk

He turns to his TV, TV full full of junk
Processed zombies pushing junk
Junk food junk clothes
Dressed in junk from head to toe

Eat what you're given
Eat what you get
Eat what you're given
Eat what you get
Eat what you're given
Eat what you get
Eat what you're given

And be thankful what you get
He screams for more
Hits the night life once again
Night life full full of junk

Junk is all he'll ever know
Junk music junk dance
Too many junkheads on the floor

[Repeat chorus to end]

[davidpdx]

33. Here's my contribution

Cubed junk

[Locut0s]

34. I want one...

[Locut0s]

35. Mellow hedgehog is mellow...

[Locut0s]

36. We were supposed to get each other mainly just cash. looks like we failed again :D

[LiberalEsto]

37. My new mantra is Ooooooooo-

live Gaaaaaaaaaarden.



Got it from my guru, Swami BreadaFrydaChickenaBreastaFeedaPittaBul.