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Kaleva

(36,320 posts) Tue Dec 10, 2013, 10:56 AM Dec 2013

Thanks to the internet, I now know that there is an American style butt washing method.

Everyday, I get smarter and smarter.

"Kohler C3 Series Toilet Seats Offer Hands-Free Butt-Washing, American Style"

"The C3-200 model ($1300, pictured on the toilet above left) has an in-line heater that warms up that water so your ass-cleaning experience will be more soothing than shocking. "

http://gizmodo.com/236933/kohler-c3-series-toilet-seats-offer-hands+free-butt+washing-american-style

Kohler ought to make Jared Jewelry type commercials this Christmas. "He went to Kohlers!" and "It can only be Kohlers" and watch the expressions on the ladie's faces as they get their gift and know that there ass will soon be sparkling clean.