Why don't psychics just get the lotto numbers?

[Rambis]

That's what I'd be doing

[cyberswede]

1. Hmm...

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/viewnews.php?id=236802

Psychic quits after winning National Lottery
Clairvoyant Beti Schulz has retired after her lottery numbers netted an impressive £2.2 million jackpot.

Schulz had spent the last four decades providing psychic readings and predictions to clients at her home in Glasgow. Now thanks to a three-person syndicate she has won a share of over £2 million - but were the lucky numbers picked by chance ? "Beti has been getting asked for the winning lottery numbers for years," said a source. "She is thrilled that she has won the money and is able to retire after all these years. But she knows folk will think she has used her ­psychic powers to get the numbers right."

Beti plans to use her winnings to purchase a new house allowing her to retire from the psychic readings business indefinitely. "I’m ­finished with work. I’m tired of it," she said. "I know I’m quite well-known but people will just have to go elsewhere."

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/viewnews.php?id=236802

[Rambis]

2. Bloody Hell!

[Brother Buzz]

3. Was Nick Perry a psychic?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Pennsylvania_Lottery_scandal

[valerief]

4. Same reason why clergy members take antibiotics. nt

[Throd]

5. Do they ever get stranded due to a flat tire?

[Rambis]

6. Do they ever get hit by a bus? Shudda seen that one coming (nm)

[In_The_Wind]

7. I wish I could!

[NewJeffCT]

8. It would create a disturbance in the Force

ok, I got nothing

[Dash87]

9. Not enough midi-chlorians :P