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KurtNYC

(14,549 posts) Mon Dec 16, 2013, 09:24 AM Dec 2013

Hilarious Test Answers

This one is by a future GD'er (it seems):

Many more good ones:

http://distractify.com/fun/fails/test-answers-that-are-totally-wrong-but-still-genius/

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Hilarious Test Answers (Original Post) KurtNYC Dec 2013 OP

too funny!!! LionsTigersRedWings Dec 2013 #1

I want to see the teacher's face jakeXT Dec 2013 #2

I love dry, dead pan humor so that one really got me KurtNYC Dec 2013 #3

Priceless liberal N proud Dec 2013 #4

du rec Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2013 #5

I lost it at this one. Xyzse Dec 2013 #6

All-time winner! KamaAina Dec 2013 #7

That's brilliant. It is also like what AI would do, very literal. KurtNYC Dec 2013 #8

An Autistic child did it! KamaAina Dec 2013 #9

Thanks for the laughs. I needed them. Also visited my favorite, dogshaming.com IrishAyes Dec 2013 #10

My favorite... Liberal Veteran Dec 2013 #11

This past semester my nephew............ mrmpa Dec 2013 #12

Thank you! I went to the link and laughed my ass off. They're hilarious! Genius!!!! valerief Dec 2013 #13

Illiterate was the only one he spelled right.... Wounded Bear Dec 2013 #16

One of those "scared the cat" laughs! nolabear Dec 2013 #14

All are funny, but here's my fave: Duer 157099 Dec 2013 #15

Bob dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #17

One from basic training jmowreader Dec 2013 #18

LionsTigersRedWings

(108 posts)

1. too funny!!!

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 09:50 AM

Dec 2013

I can't stop laughing!!

jakeXT

(10,575 posts)

2. I want to see the teacher's face

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 09:53 AM

Dec 2013

KurtNYC

(14,549 posts)

3. I love dry, dead pan humor so that one really got me

Reply to jakeXT (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 10:10 AM

Dec 2013

liberal N proud

(60,340 posts)

4. Priceless

Reply to jakeXT (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 10:25 AM

Dec 2013

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

5. du rec

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 11:50 AM

Dec 2013

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

6. I lost it at this one.

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 12:06 PM

Dec 2013

Last edited Tue Dec 17, 2013, 11:11 AM - Edit history (1)

More on here:
https://www.examtime.com/blog/the-top-40-most-hilarious-exam-answers/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/test-answers-that-are-too-clever-for-their-own-good - the last entry here is funny as heck.

This one is crazy:

I enjoyed this one:

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

7. All-time winner!

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 07:26 PM

Dec 2013

KurtNYC

(14,549 posts)

8. That's brilliant. It is also like what AI would do, very literal.

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 07:59 PM

Dec 2013

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

9. An Autistic child did it!

Reply to KurtNYC (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 08:02 PM

Dec 2013

IrishAyes

(6,151 posts)

10. Thanks for the laughs. I needed them. Also visited my favorite, dogshaming.com

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 08:39 PM

Dec 2013

Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)

11. My favorite...

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 08:53 PM

Dec 2013

mrmpa

(4,033 posts)

12. This past semester my nephew............

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 09:00 PM

Dec 2013

in his first year of college, studying Sports Management had a question on a test. He doesn't remember the question but his answer was, "God only knows." The Professor was quite impressed that he had the gazongas to answer it in that form. He did pass the test.

He's in a two year community college in North Carolina (he's from Pennsylvania), the reason he goes to this school is because it's a Division 1 sports program, and he got a full ride to school on a golf scholarship. I'm just hoping that he'll be successful, but then again "God only knows."

valerief

(53,235 posts)

13. Thank you! I went to the link and laughed my ass off. They're hilarious! Genius!!!!

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 09:54 PM

Dec 2013

This one was amazing.

Wounded Bear

(58,703 posts)

16. Illiterate was the only one he spelled right....

Reply to valerief (Reply #13)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 05:35 AM

Dec 2013

nolabear

(41,991 posts)

14. One of those "scared the cat" laughs!

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 10:31 PM

Dec 2013

Oh, to have had that kind of chutzpah as a kid!

Duer 157099

(17,742 posts)

15. All are funny, but here's my fave:

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2013, 10:45 PM

Dec 2013

dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)

17. Bob

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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 05:55 AM

Dec 2013

jmowreader

(50,562 posts)

18. One from basic training

Reply to KurtNYC (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 08:36 AM

Dec 2013

One of the tasks you must master to pass basic is React to Nuclear Attack. There's a very long procedure they teach you.

Come test day and up comes PFC Eilderts.

"Private, a nuclear explosion just happened. How would you react?"
'Sergeant, I would bend over and kiss my ass goodbye.'

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