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Christmas cheer. Post things here to get you into the holiday spirit.
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
http://www.jokes.com/funny-pop-culture---celebrity-jokes/hq8rtu/martha-stewart-s-holiday-to-do-list
"SNIP............................
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards.
December 2 - Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine.
December 3 - Using candlewick and hand gilded miniature pinecones, fashion cat-o-nine-tails. Flog Gardener.
December 4 - Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim.
............................SNIP"