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red dog 1

(27,820 posts) Mon Dec 23, 2013, 07:56 PM Dec 2013

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

15....One to change the bulb, and 14 to stand around outside holding misspelled signs blaming the Kenyan, Muslim, Socialist in the White House for burning out the old bulb.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? (Original Post) red dog 1 Dec 2013 OP

None. They never change. rug Dec 2013 #1

Plus, they prefer living in the dark. Aristus Dec 2013 #2

Like this... Locut0s Dec 2013 #3

And one more rrneck Dec 2013 #4

rug

(82,333 posts)

1. None. They never change.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 08:02 PM

Dec 2013

Aristus

(66,388 posts)

2. Plus, they prefer living in the dark.

Reply to rug (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 08:43 PM

Dec 2013

Enlightenment is a liberal-commie-socialist plot to rob them of their treasured ignorance...

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)

3. Like this...

Reply to Aristus (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 09:11 PM

Dec 2013

rrneck

(17,671 posts)

4. And one more

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2013, 10:24 PM

Dec 2013

with a hammer to break the goddamn thing when it works.

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