Kansas restaraunt chain introduces 3000 calorie burger called "the Beast"

[TheMightyFavog]

http://www.kansas.com/2014/01/02/3207343_spangles-surprised-by-sales-of.html

Local hamburger chain Spangles introduced a crazy new burger on Christmas Eve. And customers are playing along with surprising enthusiasm, the restaurant’s marketing director says.

It’s a burger named “The Beast,” and it features six 1/3-pound steak burger patties layered with 12 slices of American cheese and topped with mustard, ketchup, onion and pickle.

The burger, a 3,000-calorie monster, is too big for the average mouth to even bite. But that’s not stopping Spangles customers.

On New Year’s Day, said marketing director Stephanie Huckins, 12 people ordered the burger, including a pair of brothers who challenged each other to a burger-eating contest.

[Locut0s]

1. The Heart Attack Grill. Nt.

[jmowreader]

2. Can you order it with five empty buns?

[rurallib]

3. Pickles may be a bit much.

[TheMightyFavog]

4. I think the grossest part of this is the American "cheese."

Couldn't they have used real cheese like sliced Colby or Cheddar?

[Chan790]

5. I think it needs Cheez Whiz.

Not because cheez whiz is good but because it fits the oeuvre of the burger. Also bacon-mayo. pickles.

Am I eating that? Non!

[TheMightyFavog]

6. The only proper use for cheez whiz is on a proper Philly Cheesesteak.

That it its one and only proper use.

[Chan790]

7. Disgusting hamburger abominations should also qualify. n/t