A ten-month old's Santa Letter ( so true)

[SoCalDem]

http://theuglyvolvo.com/2013/12/10/a-ten-month-olds-letter-to-santa/


A Ten-Month-Old’s Letter To Santa

By theuglyvolvo, December 10, 2013

Dear Santa,

I am a ten-month-old baby and I write because my mother has been sending out my “Christmas List” to people, and her list does not in any way represent the things I really want. I could give two s#*ts about receiving stacking cups.

And I know you’re ready to make the joke about ten month-old babies and how all we want is the wrapping paper and the boxes. Touché, Santa. Touché. We do, of course, want those things. But I have a number of additional things I want very badly.

My list is enclosed below. Have a lovely holiday.

-Ten Month-Old Baby

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A Comprehensive List of The Things I Want For Christmas:


click link to see them...

[LoveMyCali]

1. That looks pretty much

like the list my cat would make. She's a weird cat who eats almost anything she's not supposed to eat.

[DebJ]

2. And Santa, I'd just love to put my fingers in your mouth. Rudolph's too! n/t