I demand to know who gave me my hearts!

[graywarrior]

So I can thank you!

[ohiosmith]

1. Can't say who gave them to you. Can say it wasn't ducks.

[graywarrior]

2. Those mother qwakkers wouldn't lift a webbed foot for me.

[gratuitous]

3. It wasn't me

So that should narrow it down.

[graywarrior]

4. Hey, I gave you all three of your hearts

I'm kidding. I wouldn't give you anything.









I'm kidding again.

[gratuitous]

6. I know what you'd give me

Guff.

As for my hearts, I think it's irrefutable proof that there are at least three seriously disturbed individuals at DU, and it is meet and proper for this site to be monitored.

to Agent Mike!

[graywarrior]

7. I'm a deeply distrubed individual

Too bad I don't have enough $$ to buy you the thousands of hearts you deserve.

[deucemagnet]

13. Remember, the best way to a man's heart

is straight through the fucking ribcage. Something every deeply disturbed individual ought to know!

[graywarrior]

14. Oh good!

All I need is a spoon!

[LynneSin]

5. I know I didn't

Not that I didn't want to give you a heart. But I vowed to only give hearts to people who had none. I always hated it in elementary school when the teachers didn't require you to give valentines to every kid. There was always some kid who people wouldn't give a card to because they thought they were creepy or weird. But my dad made sure I gave valentines to everyone.

[graywarrior]

8. I know, LynneSin!

You have a big heart! Or lots of little hearts.

[Wait Wut]

9. The great and powerful...

OZZY!!!

[graywarrior]

10. I thought Sharon locked him up.

[Wait Wut]

11. Do you think that would stop him from coming here?

He's probably hanging out with most of the Loungers.

[graywarrior]

12. !

Hi, Ozzy!