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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA man was driving down the road and ran out of gas....
Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm out of gas," the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank?"
The bee answered,
(wait for it....)
(you're going to love this)
bee pee
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.... (Original Post)
MissMillie
Mar 2014
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hedgehog
(36,286 posts)1. Excellent!
Yavin4
(35,445 posts)2. Well worth the wait
Well done!
lunatica
(53,410 posts)3. I love that it caught me by surprise!
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)4. BWAH!
That's cute.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)5. Cute!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)6. Well done!