That awkward moment you're caught licking the blade of your chefs knife clean

[Arcanetrance]

I just finished cutting a chocolate cake and decided since I was the only one around lick the blade clean. Of course everyone walks in and decide to stare.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Did you offer to share?

[Arcanetrance]

2. No I stared them in the eye and said yummy

[In_The_Wind]

3. Good for you!

The only other option you had was to throw away perfectly good cake icing (loaded with crumbs) and put the dirty knife in the sink.
imo: You made the right choice. It's what I do.

[Arcanetrance]

4. Putting a knife with icing and cake crumbs in the sink is never an option

[Feral Child]

5. Could've been worse.

They might have needed to take you to the ER.

I'm a bit O/C with my sharpening skills, you do NOT put any of my knives anywhere near your own body parts!

[Arcanetrance]

8. Oh trust me my knives are ridiculously sharp that's a point of pride for me

Plus as a chef it's necessary. But over time I've learned how to lick them without cutting myself

[Feral Child]

9. Fascinating.

Lingual dexterity. Seems a useful talent...

[Arcanetrance]

11. That's come in handy a few times

[Feral Child]

12. Nodowt!

[Rhythm]

6. That would have made an awesome self-portrait...

Just sayin'...

[Tom Ripley]

7. Still better than being caught licking your mohel's knife clean

Now, that's a faux pas.

[Feral Child]

10. That's disgusting!

[benld74]

13. Do you now speak with forked tongue?

[Skittles]

14. you want I should kick your blade-licking ass, Arcanetrance?

I WILL MAKE YOU GIVE ME SOME CAKE TOO; yes INDEED

[Arcanetrance]

15. Lol I shall share but just with you