suffering Facebook withdrawal symptoms

[Bucky]

After realizing how much time was being sucked into the Facevortex, I've limited my exposure to one hour (timed) only 3 times a week. This is a horrible habit to break. Why doesn't Facebook come with a surgeon general's warning label?

[NightWatcher]

1. Here's what you're missing

Pic of food
Pic of baby
Story that didn't happen
Sick kid
Susie got a new car



You are welcome

[Boom Sound 416]

2. Bravo!

[PumpkinAle]

3. What are you doing reading my FB?

[pipi_k]

4. Hahhahaha!! Don't forget...

the requisite "vaguebooking" posts

Jane: OMG!!! I can't believe this happened!!!
Alice: What? What happened?
Dan: What's going on?
Sue: You poor thing...I'll pray for you!
Alice: (again) Please tell us what happened. Are you OK????
Jane: I can't talk about it.
****************


Teenaged Drama Queen: U just can't trust people I'm so disappointed you know who u are!

Drama Queen's BFF: I'm here for u girl just call me you know where I am.

DQ's other BFF: What happened? Did I do something wrong? Please talk to me

DQ's big brother: Sis you want me to kick someone's ass?

DQ: I'm OK now


etc. etc. etc.

[tabbycat31]

7. If you're reading my feed you are missing two things

Multi-level marketing post pitching whatever the latest thing my FB friend is selling (Tupperware, Mary Kay, etc)

Conspiracy theory involving President Obama (he's directly responsible for the loss of a flight that did not take off, cross over, or was destined to land on US soil).

[Skittles]

5. you want I should kick your Facebook-addicted ass, Bucky?

I do those kind with great pleasure; yes INDEED

[Iris]

8. That sounds like a possible start-up business venture to me. n/t

[bigwillq]

6. You should try the E-Face

I heard a lot of folks are using that to quit their Facebook addiction.