What is the fastest you have ever run? I once happened upon some robbers in my building.

[applegrove]

They wore stockings/masks. They had a rifle. I turned and walked slowly down the hall till I was around the corner. I dropped my laundry basket and ran down the stairs and out towards the garage door. I literally ran out of my shoes. Just before I opened the door I saw the robbers, also running like gazelles, go right by me on the outside. Had I been any faster I would have ran right into them.

[HopeHoops]

1. When I outran my wife through the neighborhood wearing only underpants.

Bad medicine combination (prescription). I almost got shot and tased by the cops because I had a calculator in my back pocket. Long story, but that's the funny part.

On Edit: My wife's a third degree black belt and I've NEVER been able to outrun her in the first place. First for everything.