coworker showing me his new phone accidentally displayed a hardcore porn pic

[Skittles]

"JAYSUS!" I exclaimed........he is mortified but I will have some fun with it.

[Paulie]

1. This thread is useless without pics

[gratuitous]

2. He was surprised you were shocked?

That would be mortifying.

[In_The_Wind]

3. What? You didn't offer to kick his ass.

[UTUSN]

4. My gift to you:

[libodem]

5. I'm so glad you have a sense of humor

In a work environment he could be written up for harassment if someone were accidentally shocked silly.

[Skittles]

7. aw I WANTED to have some fun with it

but the poor guy was clearly rattled and very worried so I told him hey, all is good and I won't say anything (well, except on the internet LOL). You'd have to go way further than that to offend me and even then, I would not report - I either physically attack or make their lives miserable. I grew up with a slew of brothers.

[libodem]

12. I had all brothers and sons, too

My fearless and fair ass kicking friend.

[Kaleva]

20. Still, to be on the safe side, kick his ass!

[Joe Shlabotnik]

6. It still amazes me

that people actually view porn on their phone.

[sendero]

8. Or much of anything....

.... IMHO. That tiny little screen is just not going to cut it.

[pipi_k]

11. No kidding...

"Is that pubic hair or an eyebrow?"


And zooming in doesn't improve matters any.

[Tom Ripley]

9. +1000

[Skittles]

14. well

I understand that more than I do the folk who have nekked pics of THEMSELVES on their phone <---------- WTF

[kentauros]

16. Thank you, David!

The only videos I have on my media player (no smart phone here) are the ones I've seen plenty of times on my computer's large monitor anyway.

[Orrex]

10. Similarly, a coworker was showing me some porn, when his phone accidentally rang!

[Skittles]

13. stop it Orrex

[Feral Child]

17. Set

on "vibrate"?

[HipChick]

19. A co-worker was showing me his

and i had to ask if that was his phone is his pocket

[Kaleva]

15. How do you know it was accidental?

[Skittles]

18. because I know men, and I know this guy

believe me, I know the difference