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(19,768 posts) Mon May 19, 2014, 01:36 AM May 2014

Last joke you heard?

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Last joke you heard? (Original Post) Skip Intro May 2014 OP

eye doctor tells patient he needs to stop masturbating Skittles May 2014 #1

oy...lol. n/t Skip Intro May 2014 #2

hehe lovemydog May 2014 #6

How do you make a tissue dance? Skip Intro May 2014 #3

Marco Rubio Rincewind May 2014 #4

Did you know.... fNord May 2014 #5

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

1. eye doctor tells patient he needs to stop masturbating

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Mon May 19, 2014, 02:41 AM

May 2014

patient says, "WHY? WILL I GO BLIND???" Eye doctor replies, "No, you were making the people in the waiting room uncomfortable."

Skip Intro

(19,768 posts)

2. oy...lol. n/t

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Mon May 19, 2014, 02:50 AM

May 2014

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

6. hehe

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Mon May 19, 2014, 04:27 AM

May 2014

Skip Intro

(19,768 posts)

3. How do you make a tissue dance?

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Mon May 19, 2014, 02:51 AM

May 2014

Put a little boogie in it.

Rincewind

(1,203 posts)

4. Marco Rubio

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Mon May 19, 2014, 03:26 AM

May 2014

says he's qualified to be president of the United States.

fNord

(1,756 posts)

5. Did you know....

Reply to Skip Intro (Original post)

Mon May 19, 2014, 03:27 AM

May 2014

That mastrbating to a photo of Erwin Shrodinger May or may not kill a kitten?

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