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Guy Walks Into a Bar
A guy walks into a bar and sits at a table, tells the waitress "I'll have a Bloody Mary and a menu."
When she returns with his drink, he asks "Still servin' breakfast?" When she says "Yes" he replies "Then I'll have two eggs - runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon,
well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee."
Indignantly the waitress says "We don't serve that kinda stuff in here."
Guy says, "Funny..that's what I had in here yesterday."