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I'd have to go with Small Wonder, about a robot girl who lived in the closet of the boy who grew up to be not Billy Corgan.
Your thoughts?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)absyntheminded
(216 posts)Ginger or Mary Ann?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Although a three-way did cross my mind - with the Professor!!!
nuxvomica
(12,429 posts)Freud would've had a field day with that one.
mucifer
(23,550 posts)I couldn't make it through more than 5 minutes. I was curious about it. I must say it probably is the worst sit com ever.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)I remember seeing it once as a kid and knew that my intelligence had just been insulted on an epic level.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Although my two friends and I would rush home from school each day to see Barnabas Collins...
YankeyMCC
(8,401 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I always thought it was real weird for the Beav's mom to be cleaning the house in a nice dress, high heels, and a pearl necklace, and his dad sitting around the house in his suit and tie.
They were polite to each other.
Nothing at all like my family.
Just once I would have loved to see Ward Cleaver tell Beaver to "Pull my finger".
Justice wanted
(2,657 posts)and Jerry (Wally and Beaver) where growing so quickly. The Pearls came about because there was a mole or wart (can't remember which) on her neck they used the pearls to hide.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Mainly because, as a kid, I had to wonder if one of those girls pee'd in the town's water supply as she was always shown, during the opening, swimming in it.
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WCGreen
(45,558 posts)bounced up from the railroad water tower and I would see six wonderful, lovely, unfurled....
lady parts....
The things a ten year old yearns for....
siligut
(12,272 posts)In fact, I believe that scene was specifically filmed for the purpose of creating fantasies
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)made watching the introduction that much more worthwhile
Pat Riot
(446 posts)Uncle Joe was a-movin' kinda slow
Canis Mala
(91 posts)The water tower was for the train (or trains). It was at the junction afterall. It wouldn't matter if the girls went swimming in it or not. Pee would make the train smell funny, but I think they were too well brought up to do that.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Of course it is obvious if you look and think about it, after all, the train is shown in the old into.
And the dog is swimming with them too, I really didn't remember it that well when I posted, like you said, I thought it was funny. Thanks
nolabear
(41,986 posts)Sort of like Small Wonder but with Julie Newmar as a robot woman who was kept by...I can't recall who...Bob Cummings (!) maybe? Even as a teeny tiny kid, I knew something could very possibly be being left out of the equation.
Of course I Dream of Jeannie kept the male fantasy alive, I'm sure.
On edit, it's every bit as weird as I remember.
I used to watch that show...
"That does not compute..."
Orrex
(63,215 posts)Now I have to hate you.
I'll still vote for Small Wonder because of the kid factor, but My Living Doll is undeniably creepy, Newmar or no Newmar.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)Btw you can FB friend Tiffany Brissette, who played Vickie. Apparently she's a nurse now.
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)And it is hosted by a real creep.
hay rick
(7,624 posts)alphafemale
(18,497 posts)Revel in the late 70's Cheesiosity!
Darth_Kitten
(14,192 posts)n/t
Initech
(100,080 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,444 posts)Capn Sunshine
(14,378 posts)my little sister was maybe three , and she thought his name was "Mr. Cream Jeans". I was five so did not understand why my dad thought this was hilarious and my mom told her not to say that ever again.....
TheCentepedeShoes
(3,522 posts)sort good Svedla out my nose
Myrina
(12,296 posts)... for some reason, Dancing Bear got into my head and as a 4-5 year old, I'd have screaming nightmares about 'bears' (basically people in bear costumes).
2ndAmForComputers
(3,527 posts)Threatening to beat your wife every episode is supposed to be funny?
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)And to me it was "normal"...
as opposed to Leave It To Beaver, as I stated somewhere above.
Spousal abuse was not a stranger to my house when I was a kid. And it wasn't just threats, either.
undeterred
(34,658 posts)Manipulating your husband by wailing all the time is something an adult does?
The male female relationships in the shows of the fifties and sixties are either so sterile as to be unbelievable or they have an edge of truth that is pretty scary.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)C'mon. You stop way too soon, before the joke becomes a joke. Alice was about as afraid of Ralph as Lucy was of Charlie Brown. The humor wasn't that he ever beat her or ever would have; it was that he was a big, blustery shlub who didn't know life could be any other way and so continuously reverted to the delusion that he was Stanley Kowalski (which is funny in and of itself because Stanley was every bit as big a baby) when things didn't go his way.
Watchi this episode and don't cry. Double dog dare.
Orrex
(63,215 posts)Bucky
(54,026 posts)Cause all those bitches are haters.
Justice wanted
(2,657 posts)anything he would anything to Alice. IF anything he was scared of Alice.
Maybe it is my Italian family background but our family yells(vents) get fustration out but nothing is truly meant.
Drahthaardogs
(6,843 posts)you should never say something in ten words if you can say it in fifty. Also, being loud about it is great too! My German-heritage wife and her stoic family just do not understand. Their foods needs some big time help too!
pscot
(21,024 posts)Brickbat
(19,339 posts)It was a PBS show that scarred many people who are now between the ages of 38 and 45.
UnrepentantLiberal
(11,700 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)Naw, it was just too dad-blasted silly.
Except for the farm girls popping out of the cornfield, of course-- Sa-LUTE!
Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)Gloom, despair and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair and agony on me
undeterred
(34,658 posts)Too dark for television.
nolabear
(41,986 posts)How could I have forgotten? Especially since it was filmed near here and we used to go WADE through the Japanese tourists at the Mar T Diner for a piece of their cherry pie, which was damn fine btw. I've been in love with Snoqualmie Falls forever and even kind of like the Salish Lodge, which on the inside bears no resemblance to the one in the series but is a high end getaway.
But man, what fun it was to have such a challenging show in the midst of things that were on then.
Orrex
(63,215 posts)The entire James-goes-on-a-quest subplot can be eliminated without losing anything, as can the Ben-goes-crazy arc. But there are moments of brilliance in the series that haven't been equaled since.
Cooper's dream @ the end of episode 2 or 3 remains one of the best television sequences ever aired IMO. Great stuff.
Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)Orrex
(63,215 posts)Anything with CNR in it is a pure good.
Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)Here, watch Jason of Star Command. That should settle you down.
Watch out for the attack (around 2 min 10 sec) on quadrant five* of the Star Command Academy.
*Because apparently the Academy was designed by Spinal Tap.
BootinUp
(47,165 posts)so when the commander saw "something" before he vanished, that was a pretty creepy damn scene.
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)Oh man...
deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)Then, in the last five seconds, CNR delivers his line and I'm sitting on the floor in front of a maple-encased RCA TV in my pajamas eating a bowl of cereal. Nostalgia'd hard!
El Supremo
(20,365 posts)But it was supposed to be creepy.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Really - I win hands down!
Capn Sunshine
(14,378 posts)why does anyone else bother?
Tabasco_Dave
(1,259 posts)There was just a little too much affection between those two siblings.
ScreamingMeemie
(68,918 posts)...ummmm...not too much to say about that.
mucifer
(23,550 posts)DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)Campy, yes. But creepy?
ScreamingMeemie
(68,918 posts)that prison camps of the Third Reich, during the Holocaust, can be funny. I guess I'll just leave it at that. What makes it creepier still, now, is that I had to explain it.
DefenseLawyer
(11,101 posts)not a concentration camp. And the Germans were idiots while the "prisoners" used their prison as a base to help defeat the Nazis. I guess if you are of the view that there can be no attempts at comedy regarding WWII because of the Holocaust (and that's a perfectly acceptable view) then it's definitely creepy. But the show itself did nothing to trivialize the Holocaust or to glorify the Nazis. Sorry you had to explain it.
ScreamingMeemie
(68,918 posts)camp funny. The show itself was creepy.
unionworks
(3,574 posts)....hands down.
Orrex
(63,215 posts)I've made several honest attempts to like Dark Shadows, and I've failed every time. No matter how I try, the show still seems dull and plodding to me. It's sort of atmospheric, I suppose, but overall it leaves me kind of blah.
What am I missing?
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)Orrex
(63,215 posts)nolabear
(41,986 posts)So true. Take it from this Vagina-American.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)...never had one, prolly never will.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)It ran daily - they couldn't have fast moving plots - the people who watched it probably missed half the episodes so there had to be a lot of repetition to keep them updated on what was happening.
I had friends who would rush home from school to watch the wretched thing. I had other things to do with my afternoons and never could understand the draw, even though I do have the requisite body parts.
RiffRandell
(5,909 posts)My least favorite X-Files episodes were about the aliens, but the one with the twins--that was good. Friday the 13th was old but I always liked to see which antique was possessed--ohh the Nazi one--yuck.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)the one about the incestuous family.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)nt
progressoid
(49,991 posts)davsand
(13,421 posts)I saw that the night I found out I was pregnant with our daughter. We loved that show and watched it every week. That particular episode, however, absolutely freaked me the hell out--to the point I had to leave the room. I remember reading once that it was only aired one time because it freaked people out so bad.
Laura
SWTORFanatic
(385 posts)The alien plotline was great. At least until mid season 6 (the last great alien episodes was the two part tell all where the syndicate got wiped out by the rebel aliens). After that it was kind of blah. And especially the super soldier crap in seasons 8 and 9.
Ter
(4,281 posts)Anyone remember that?
ms liberty
(8,580 posts)It had Judy Parfitt as the Wicked Stepmother and Paul Winfield as The Mirror, IIRC. I thought it was funny. I had some of the episodes on VHS at one time...still do, if they haven't deteriorated too much!
Pendrench
(1,358 posts)I really enjoyed this show....but it was creepy.
Tim
SecularMotion
(7,981 posts)It was a toss-up on who was creepier - Chris Hansen or the predators.
Justice wanted
(2,657 posts)host.
Zanzoobar
(894 posts)The content is creepy as hell. The guy is a f*cking hero, but I can't stand to watch it. Makes me sick. Everyone of the people he's exposed, even if not guilty, should be taught a lesson.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)miyazaki
(2,244 posts)The guy with the talking flute in his shirt pocket. Messed up.
Justice wanted
(2,657 posts)cheating men and woman in the middle of cheating.
retread
(3,762 posts)Meet the Press.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)RFKHumphreyObama
(15,164 posts)American viewers wouldn't have heard of this show -unless it was shown on one of the US channels, which I seriously doubt but it was a very popular sitcom here in Australia in the 1980s and early 1990s and it was also screened in Southeast Asia and some European countries. The storyline was about a single father who ran an architectural business from home (with a somewhat dim-witted secretary to help him) while raising his three children and all the dilemmas that came with that. The show ran for seven years and kind of entered Australian television folklore.
Then suddenly in 2010 the actress who played the youngest daughter came forward and alleged that she had been sexually molested while on the show (she would only have been about ten at the time). It was subsequently revealed that the guy she accused of sexually molesting her was the lead actor who was portraying the single Dad (Robert Hughes). Then another member of the cast revealed that he had caught Robert Hughes acting inappropriately with another member of the cast and the actress who played the eldest daughter on the show also alleged that her on-screen Dad had inappropriately propositioned her at one point during the series. The list of allegations against the main star of the show keeps getting longer and longer and, while of course innocent until being proven guilty, I must say that the evidence against him looks pretty strong. The director of the show was confronted by at least a few members of the cast about Hughes's inappropriate behavior but basically told them to keep their mouths shut and (if I remember correctly) threatened their future careers. After initially denying he knew anything about what was going on , the director admitted that he knew about the allegations.
Thinking about the episodes in retrospect it's quite creepy because there are quite a few scenes where the youngest daughter (the actress who was being sexually molested) was sitting on her on-screen father's lap or in other affectionate father-daughter poses with the lead actor and you just know what was going on behind the scenes and how frightening and uncomfortable those scenes must have been for her and that she was too scared to do anything about it
You cannot imagine how shocking this all was to those of us of my generation who had grown up with the show. It'd kind of be the equivalent to hearing that this stuff had happened on something like the Brady Bunch in the US.
Needless to say, the series is no longer shown in synidcation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Dad..!
Codeine
(25,586 posts)Creeps me out when our four-year-old watches it.
AngryOldDem
(14,061 posts)And I would have those damn songs bouncing around in my brain for the rest of the day.
Yecch.
Burma Jones
(11,760 posts)This show, a favorite of my youngest kid, is a tad odd.......
underpants
(182,828 posts)a Married with Children ripoff with a talking stuffed animal voiced by Bobcat Goldwait
XemaSab
(60,212 posts)That show scared the snot out of me.
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I didn't start watching (reruns) until a couple of months ago. I'm addicted and find myself talking to the TV for the first time in my life.
XemaSab
(60,212 posts)where I was hiding my eyes and going "Oh god, why am I watching this?"
And usually my tolerance for horror is pretty high. Like I think the only other thing I've seen that provoked that reaction was teh Shinning, and that was scary as hell.
JCMach1
(27,559 posts)jpak
(41,758 posts)Women wold compete for prizes by telling their tales of woe.
The worst story teller "won"
and was crowned and caped "Queen For a Day"
yuck
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Burma Jones
(11,760 posts)rurallib
(62,423 posts)Glenn Beck!
opiate69
(10,129 posts)*shudders*
Dragonbreathp9d
(2,542 posts)Its an old school nichalodeon program that actually had some VERY creepy twilight zone-esque stories
fizzgig
(24,146 posts)nick was so good back then
chknltl
(10,558 posts)Du-uh!
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)They're sick and scary, no SHIT!
davsand
(13,421 posts)I remember being freaking sick of it. One time my husband found some website that was titled something along the lines of Teletubbies Must Die. It was nothing except animations of various spectacular ways to kill off Teletubbies. He waited until she went down for a nap and we sat and watched it for an hour laughing like hyenas.
Laura
lapislzi
(5,762 posts)Ran on the BBC for 17 episodes, and was picked up by PBS in the USA (I think). It's Ground Hog Day on acid. Creepy paranoia abounding...to this day, those big tricycles creep me out.
Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)Every episode except for the "western" where McGoohan's character refuses to use a gun to take down a bully. It was deemed to controversial at the time because of the Vietnam war.
No way would a TV network--even on cable--run a show like that today. It was avant-garde even by today's standards.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)dramatic series in the history of television. All of its themes continue to resonate - one could say now more deeply than ever. The penultimate scene in the final episode, with the butler at the door of Number Six's apartment in London, froze my blood the first time I saw it. Patrick McGoohan was a genius.
Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)I don't think I've ever pondered a television series more than I have that one, particularly that last episode. I rewatch the whole series every couple of years. It will just never get old.
Be seeing you.
EmeraldCityGrl
(4,310 posts)AnneD
(15,774 posts)No Night Gallery, No Outer Limits. I dared not watch it before going to sleep. The only antidote was Lawrence Welk and he was not on those nights!
Taverner
(55,476 posts)Myrina
(12,296 posts)"Swamp people"
"19 kids and counting"
"Toddlers and Tiaras"
"Hillbilly Handfishin'"
and the new one coming up on the Food Channel "Meat Men" (or some such insanity, inside a butcher shop)
Orrex
(63,215 posts)Wait a minute--no I'm not. No one is. "TLC" has never been a good channel. The Learning Channel was terrific for a while in the early 90s, but it went to crap and then disappeared, only to be replaced by the utter and relentless stupidity of TLC.
raccoon
(31,111 posts)Johnny Rico
(1,438 posts)Beware the horror of the Brady kids doing a disco medley!
I've managed to acquire every episode in AVI format...God help me.
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,414 posts)I haven't seen the show for a long time but I remember a lot of the eps when I was a child. Some genuinely creepy (and gory) stuff IMHO but it was always hard to stop watching once I started watching. Outer Limits was another creepy series though most of those stories ended up being more "tragic" than really scary. Loved Twilight Zone too of course.
quakerboy
(13,920 posts)Its not precisely a TV series, but close enough. And it is fucked up creepy. Vegetables talking, and defying gravity? Tis the stuff of nightmares. Literally. the only thing that I know of that guarantees me to have night mares. I refuse to watch it.