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i am by training a pastry chef
i work the grill in a restaurant because around 25 years ago i found out the grill guy gets on average 2 bucks an hour more than the pantry guy doing desserts
we all do what we have to do so i mostly bake on my own time
every once in a while the paths converge so its ok
but by training i am a baker and my personal specialty is breads
i was taken under the wing of a master baker (get the jokes over now please) at around 18 and he taught me about bread
i will tell you what he told me and what i have told every baker i got to work with since
bread is a living thing
bread is the whos calling out to horton
it has to be treated with the same respect you give another living creature who is sustaining you
the bread never fails
only you fail in making the bread its happiest
now back to baking the best and maybe least appreciated baking is your neighbor hood donut guy
he got up at midnight and coddled and loved his dough
he carefully proofed it and while it rose he mixed and cut and fried his cake production
then he brought the bread to its peak and fried it golden
he flipped those doughnuts with a skill that nick mason would envy
once perfect they are cooled and glazed and fed to the hungry donut loving public
that is one hell of a lot of human involvement
krispy kreme squirts theirs out of a nozzle and the yeast speed rises in the grease
then they are sugar slathered while still hot
its sickening to think of
eating fried dough squirted from the sphincter of some souless machine
dunkin donuts rules because they make doughtnuts
they dont squirt donuts out there
Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)They do.
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)a congenital taste bud failure?
Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)the yeast is still alive when they are hot and will make you explode
thats right explode
where do you think they get the raspberry filling?
Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)They're good hot.
So are Dunkins.
Doughnuts are sooo tasty.
One of the first things to give up, tho, if you're serious about your health. Fat, grease, carbs, etc....
But they taste sooooo good.
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)foods that are good for you come fried with a sugar coating?
i mean...good god man its 2012 and we are still cannibals
why can science not perfect one good thing that you can get through a drive thru?
wasted time and wasted research money!
JI7
(89,252 posts)denbot
(9,900 posts)Now I will always think my glazed KK as something "squirted from the sphincter of some souless machine".. Damn-it man, I used to like those.. Now I'll have to remember where that baked donut guy's shop is..
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)casually vomited from the stainless steel esophogus of a souless automaton
i dont know if that helps
Chan790
(20,176 posts)All others are pretenders. Also Dunkin is an evil RW company owned by Carlyle Group that no longer takes the "time to make the donuts." Flash-frozen factory donuts. If Fred the Baker were alive to see this, it'd kill him. Also, their coffee is crap.
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)is it a korean bakery?those guys are donut kings
i have one in a town nearby and i go watch the baker whip the dough into shape
artistry is what it is
and as a side note a man who makes donuts can crush your skull with his hands the muscles are so hard
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Hand-made. Pretty much the worst thing for you ever. They also supply Starbucks' donuts in the Seattle, NYC and Boston (The northeast being Dunkin's backyard.) markets. (This was done explicitly as a f**k-you to Dunkin for the "America Runs on Dunkin" campaign. Starbucks sells them for a loss just to be able to say they have better donuts than DD.)
freeplessinseattle
(3,508 posts)He must've heard good things about them.
I love the applesauce, or blueberry best.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Spike89
(1,569 posts)There were donuts almost non-stop in our breakroom the first 6 months voodoo was open in Eugene...it has cooled down a bit, but I suspect only because people eat them before they arrive here.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)I don't eat many donuts anymore, in deference to health concerns, but as far as KK goes, they're no big deal. I notice lots of irrational loyalty based on regionalism: It seems they benefit ( or suffer ) from some "home team" loyalty. Kinda' like Bruce Springsteen is to NJ or Bob Segar is to the midwest. The hype outweighs the actual product: and it aint that good.
DHCT010
(14 posts)Auggie
(31,173 posts)(trying to learn from Peter Reinhart), I totally endorse and recommend this thread topic.
Lucinda
(31,170 posts)the Artisan Breads Everyday?
I was lucky enough to recipe test for Artisan Breads Everyday before he published. There are some great recipes in there!
Auggie
(31,173 posts)Love the classic French Bread. I've gotten good at making baguettes (still have trouble holding the shape of batards but they bake okay). Baked the milk bread too which made killer hamburger buns. And I swear by his DOC pizza dough from American Pie. Our home-made pizzas are better than I've had anywhere.
You were indeed lucky to recipe test. I met Reinhart years ago in Napa, CA. Mrs. Auggie knows him quite well.
Lucinda
(31,170 posts)I'm still using my accidental pizza dough (discovered when I was too impatient to let my focaccia rise a second time) but plan to explore more base dough recipes soon.
Auggie
(31,173 posts)but lost track.
This thread reminds me -- time to bake more bread!
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)then you are horton
remember to listen to the whos
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SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)i like cake donuts better than raised anyways so i say go for it
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Been here since 1948. And they HAVE a drive-through so you can satisfy the 2AM munchies.
Paladin
(28,264 posts)Great donuts, great place. My family and friends have been patronizing Mrs. Johnsons for over 50 years......
Orrex
(63,215 posts)Meh.
DHCT010
(14 posts)meh, bleh
nuxvomica
(12,429 posts)I had my first Krispy Kreme after my nephew took me to Fenway for my first Red Sox game. He traditionally gets a dozen on the way home from the game. I asked them if they had any that weren't glazed and they looked at me like I was crazy. Apparently they don't know how to make real donuts.
Fla Dem
(23,691 posts)Grew up in the Boston area and worked in the Back Bay for over 20 years. Dunkin Donuts was the only chain donut shops. The brand was started in Quincy, Ma. From what I heard, KK tried to get a footing in Massachusetts, but just couldn't pull it off.
Swede
(33,257 posts)If I am out and there is pizza,coated fried chicken or whatever,I go with the flow and eat it. But at home and the office it is no bread,no pasta,no sugar.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,350 posts)maybe with chocolate, but that's not necessary.
I hate the sugar-and-air KK doughnuts. Even so, if there is a box of them sitting in the office, it is inevitable that I will succumb to the aroma and eat one. Or two.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)I love the ones from my local bakery.
http://www.wuolletbakery.com/donuts.html
DHCT010
(14 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)If you want that much sugar overload, just buy a stick of sugar cane and chew on that all morning. At least you'll get some nutrients with the raw cane.
And I have great respect for anyone that performs the art of baking, be it pastry or breads. I don't have anywhere near the background as you, but I am professionally trained. I just couldn't make a living at it, and went back to the art that has always "drawn" me: drafting.
Still, when I was in school, my drafting and graphic arts background helped immensely for being creative. I only wish the "food industry" paid a living wage in Houston (we tried with a referendum years ago, but the hotel and restaurant businesses got people to vote against it.)
As for doughnuts, I don't know how popular Dunkin Donuts is locally, because Shipley's Donuts has been around for decades longer. Most people I know from around here don't even think of Dunkin Donuts, first or second! But, Shipley's does them right, just as you describe.
Now the one pastry item I will argue with anyone is kolaches. Those that seems to think Kolache Factory makes great kolaches have no idea what constitutes a kolache!
This is a kolache:
This is a "pig-in-a-blanket":
How do you confuse pastries as different as that?!
WCGreen
(45,558 posts)strudel is also very good, cherry being the favorite of mine.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)but I have made kolaches, ages ago. I don't think I have that recipe any longer, so I'll have to look for a good traditional one.
Have you ever seen one of the old Julia Child shows where she demonstrates making strudel? That's why I've never attempted it!
Apple strudel is what most people know, but cherry is great, too!
GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)On the other hand, where I live, independent bakeries are a rarity, especially those run by the umpteenth generation of German, eastern European or other immigrants. Most of the donuts are produced by chains and grocery store bakeries. Around here, Krispy Kreme is the best there is. At least it was until Dunkin Donuts came to town, which isn't saying much. A lot of the people in this region don't realize that there are way better donuts out there, because they've never had them. Sure, KK has their "Hot Donuts Now" gimmick, but mass-produced glazed donuts are mass-produced glazed donuts.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)And if it doesn't have a drive-thru, then for some, it's a big "forget it!"
We have some great bakeries here, and two are within a ten-minute drive from home. I've used one for a company anniversary cake, and the owners had never heard of the bakery before, despite it's general "well-known" status across the city. They were also blown away by the quality of the single-layer German Chocolate Cake
I've also used a little German bakery for morning snacks and sweets, none of which were donuts. As usual, they were amazed by the quality. Here's another little, family-run bakery right in their midst, and they've never heard of it. I might have paid a little more for the sweets than for an equivalent weight in donuts, but they always remembered when I brought those special goodies.
I guess you just have to introduce people to the idea of stopping at a bakery instead of doing the drive-thru do-nuts. Eventually, they have the thought, "Oh! It really is worth the inconvenience."
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)were the ones my mom made herself when my sisters and I were young.
OK so they were fried in shortening.
To a nice golden brown.
Then cooled a bit and put into a paper bag with powdered sugar...shaken, not stirred.
Oh, sweet heaven...
siligut
(12,272 posts)And we used shortening to deep fry them too, they were wonderful.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)I think that about sums it up.
itsrobert
(14,157 posts)I don't eat KK or donuts. But who are you to be the sole judge of what taste good. Many people like/love KK. You sound like a snob.
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)i was trained in 1974 through 1977 by john robert schultz one of the southeasts greatest master bakers
i have baked for 3 us senators and one us president
i baked doughnuts for 4 years as part of my training along with every other aspect of daily production
i have been house baker for the former convention center in my states capitol
thats who i am to be "sole judge"
knowledge and snobbery are not equal
itsrobert
(14,157 posts)A lot of people love Krispy Kreme. It's not like pastries are that much better for you. It's all unhealthy food.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)They HAVE to cool first. If the coating isn't flaky, they're horrible. But hey, they're made with a machine and handmade is better.
But I'm a junkie and I don't care.
edbermac
(15,941 posts)They opened some stores a few years ago and then just disappeared. I tried a few of their donuts, too sweet.
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)I used to make my own donuts. I don't remember how I did it, but I fried them in deep oil and they were delicious. But on the rare occasions that I eat Krispy Kreme now, they are still very good, but not as good as my donuts.
oneshooter
(8,614 posts)and hand makes them daily.
In my 1800's cooking demos I make what was call "Bear Sign", a old fashioned drop donut. I use a very old recipie for a Buttermilk Donut and add a little more buttermilk too it. This makes a dough that you can spoon into the oil, producing a somewhat long and slightly round donut. Hence it's name"Bear sign", it looks like what a bear would jeave behind, and I'm not talking tracks! They look even better if I throw in some fresh blueberries!
Oneshooter
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)master baker.
cbdo2007
(9,213 posts)Luckily we have a bunch of good local places in the KC area so I've never been tempted even once to go to KK. Sure, if some dumbass brings in a dozen to work I'll chomp one or two, but I woudn't spend my precious cash on them.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)It's their main location with three other franchises. I worked at the one in Houston back in the mid-90s for about a year. They make some great pastries!
One thing that was a cool benefit of working there was that at the end of the day on Saturday, they'd pull out all the pastries that hadn't sold that week and we'd pick out what we wanted (what we didn't pick out would be ground up with hazelnuts, sugar and maybe some butter to be used as a filling the next week.) I'd often go on to my late-night radio show that evening, with a box full of high quality (and high fat!) pastries for all the people there for the show before mine. Their only complaint was that I was making them fat
cbdo2007
(9,213 posts)I was just referring to hole in the wall donut places, like my favorite that just has a sign up that says "Donuts" and make the most amazing apple spice donuts anywhere.
Never been to Andre's but I'll definitely check it out! Wife is gluten free, so I do all of my donut eating solo, but I think I can muster up enough class to go to a fine pastry shop by myself Thanks for the tip.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)So you could go for a cup of tea and a slice of génoise cake
I also recommend the chocolate-filled croissants, if you want something to go
ldf
(2,964 posts)now THEMS some good donuts.
dunkin's are cake. heavy. you could break a window with them.
kk, though nothing but a little dough, lots of sugar glaze, puffed to almost nothing, deepfried..... and excellent!
i DON'T WANT my doughnuts healthy. (not that dunkin's are...)
unionworks
(3,574 posts)There is something beyond Dunkin. Here in Erie Pa it gets very cold. We have several Mom and Pop doughnut shops that put Dunkin to shame. "Might Fine" is one. People who have moved away go there to buy some to. Take back with them
DHCT010
(14 posts)Bake
(21,977 posts)If you don't, fine. Why you gotta pee on other people's parade?
Just sayin'. I wouldn't eat a Dunkin' Dognut if you paid me.
Bake
eyepaddle
(6,352 posts)there's bad, and then there's worse, but when you get right down to it even the terrible still taste pretty good!
Sadly, I haven't had a doughnut in about six or seven months (waistline concerns) but this thread is making me think of taking a lttle stroll to the neighborhood bakery just across the way....
Bruce Wayne
(692 posts)...nor krispy nor kreme.
They're way too sugary, plus they tend to be stale on the outside... as if by design. Ugh. Give me Shipley's or give me death
arbusto_baboso
(7,162 posts)They are insubstantial, waxy and pure sugar. What's the point, really?
trof
(54,256 posts)I've had them wimpy yankee cake dough so-called 'do-nuts' from Dunkin' in and around Boston.
There's a shop on damn near every street corner.
In fact, you can stand in front of one and see three others up and down the street.
(Their coffee is passable, but nothing to write home about.)
When I was a kid there was a Krispy Kreme shop right around the corner from Birmingham's showcase rococo movie palace...The Alabama Theater.
(I could go on about that, too.)
The shop had a big plate glass window right at the bus stop.
And you could watch the Krispy Kreme guy make doughnuts while you waited for your bus.
He wore a white T shirt, white pants, and a white apron.
He did not wear a hairnet or latex gloves.
He'd dump a huge blob of risen dough out of a stainless steel bowl onto a large butcher block counter..
Roll it out into about a 3' X 5' sheet.
Then he'd grab his doughnut cutter and start whacking.
He had big hands with long fingers.
Cut a nut with his right hand and loop it on his left thumb, on and on.
He went so fast his motions were blurred.
He could get about a half dozen on his thumb and then another half dozen on his left ring finger.
Then he'd lay those out on a tray and start over.
Damn, he was fast.
The guy was a real artiste.
Inevitably I'd run inside and lay my nickel down (this was in the late 40s) for a fresh, hot doughnut and munch it while I waited for the bus.
OK, so now they've automated the process.
And I miss the guy-in-the-window.
But the Krispy Kremes are STILL just as good.
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)bearer of bad news but your memory has gone
KK donuts are not touched by a human
what you are describing is the setup of a MrDonut they always had the baker work in a window as part of the experience
edited ;i just reread what you posted and i see it was in the 40s so odds are i am mistaken and you are right
this may be where the quality of product went
machines dont care about donuts
trof
(54,256 posts)what were we talking about?
SwampG8r
(10,287 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Had to be a Krispy Kreme with the donut man.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)I'd say that's the case for the Eastern South, and not so much the Western South
They used to have their stores all over the place in Houston, and then they scaled back their operations considerably. One of their heavy-media-praised factory-stores has been a 24-hr Burger King (with WiF!) for the last 3-4 years. Throughout it all, people were still buying Shipley's Donuts. And in the last few years (when I've been working) I have rarely seen KK donuts. It's almost always Shipley's and sometimes another one called "Southern Maid" or something like that. They were okay, but Shipley's is still the best for The South
Krispy Kreme is doing some sort of give away see below:
http://thecelebritycafe.com/contests/krispy-kreme-hop-movie-prize-pack
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)are bad too. Too too sweet. Too much icing on everything. I prefer a local bakery----and they are real donuts but not hidden with icing and sugar.
But I will give a thumbs up to DD's bagels.