Most frightening headline, Friday, July 25, 2014

[Ptah]

Radar captures mayfly swarm as thousands of bugs emerge from Mississippi River to mate
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MAYFLY_SWARM_WISCONSIN?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/07/24/there-is-a-lizard-sex-satellite-floating-in-space-and-russia-no-longer-has-it-under-control/

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[Wait Wut]

1. I remember those swarms.

I didn't need a freakin' satellite to see them, either. Mayflies are cute...individually. In a swarm, they're biblical.

[Ptah]

3. Biblical! And the radar did not capture them.

The radar only alerted us to the threat.

[LiberalEsto]

2. No worries

If the Lizard Satellite encounters the mayfly swarm, the mayflies will be toast. Or lunch.