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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhy did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken didn't cross the road, the road crossed the chicken.
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)Where we don't question the chickens motives?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)So the egg came first.
And then made the chicken go make him a sandwich.
Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)Colonel Sanders lure the chicken across the road?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)and be my wingman on this
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...it could turn into a real cockup.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)We dropped my son off at college and since it was a long drive we decided to stay at a nearby farm that was also a bed and breakfast.
They didn't keep them in coops so they spent most of their day huddled under a low tree.
Before we left they all started crossing the road. The rooster was on the other side.
"The rooster was on the other side."
Best answer I've ever read.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)She had a punk rocker stapled to her beak.
OxQQme
(2,550 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)Sp---lat! Instant possum pizza.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Those crazy chickens are such pranksters!
Aerows
(39,961 posts)because it saw an opening to claw through the traffic. It needed to go home to Mrs. and children chicken.
I won't egg this on, though.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)chknltl
(10,558 posts)..... then it crossed the road....
......then it crossed the road again....
.......it would be a dirty double crosser!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I see by your username you may have some expertise in this area.
chknltl
(10,558 posts)I saw nothing in that thread regarding a vehicle used by the chicken-nappers....not even a further mention of the supposedly missing chickens....hell, I'm thinking the whole story might be a hoax, so nothing to get excited over and safe for everyone to go back to bed.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)I think he's a monkey supremacist.
clarice
(5,504 posts)Chicken pot pie.