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why not? It's the Thursday before Labor Day and I"m feeling creative!
ret5hd
(20,491 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)ret5hd
(20,491 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I'd rather scoop my eyes out with a melon baller than read your dumbass blog, you pajama-clad, basement-dwelling cyber jihadist.
ret5hd
(20,491 posts)but your sentiments remain the same!
On edit: And if it is you, my sentiments remain the same also!
So come on Lynne, you can do better than that!
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,627 posts)Take a number........get in line!
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Pardon me, you mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodyte, but aren't you late for your Klan rally?
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,627 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Did you have to pass a sanity test to get into your militia, or do they admit any firearm-fondling, conspiracy-theorizing hatriot?
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Listen, you ice-cap-melting fearmonger, I'll answer your question with a question: On what planet do you spend most of your time?
sarge43
(28,941 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)As a baby-seal-clubbing douchebag, you are a sobering reminder that you can fool too many people too much of the time.
Sanity Claws
(21,849 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Congratulations, you climate-wrecking teabagger, you're a walking refutation of the theories of evolution and intelligent design.
Sanity Claws
(21,849 posts)Iggo
(47,558 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)The Constitution requires that you shut up because talking to a Civil War-reenacting bottom-feeder like you is both cruel and unusual
Iggo
(47,558 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Aristus
(66,380 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)As an erectile-dysfunctional birther, you're nothing but a pimple on the ass of progress.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)we have to offend ourselves now?
OK.
I'm going for the Shakespearean insult:
Actually, I always wanted to smart in lingering pickle...
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I've got news for you, you End-Times-praying misanthrope, you're the reason God created the middle finger.
antiquie
(4,299 posts)my kid raised me on Rush.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)The band on the asshole?
If it was the band then good for them! If was the asshole I would have dropped those kids off at some 1800 turn of the century orphanage. But that's just me.
Anyhow for you
Tell me, you minority-oppressing conservatard, when you go to the mind reader, do you pay half price?
antiquie
(4,299 posts)The band, of course.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)From Why the Books of Pope Were Burned, pg. 393 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Yes indeed.
Baitball Blogger
(46,716 posts)I offend easily. Especially on Thursdays before Labor Day.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)you contain more than a trace amount of nut.
Baitball Blogger
(46,716 posts)Really, I am. Not a mention of arugula.
taterguy
(29,582 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)it's far too little to be let out
taterguy
(29,582 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)I certainly am that.
(Seek to try again?)
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)or in a drunken dream?
NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)it must be the dream.
GoCubsGo
(32,084 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)And my guess is Armageddon is going to happen when the Cubs are 2 outs from actually winning it.
GoCubsGo
(32,084 posts)I hold no illusions when it comes to the Cubs.
Skittles
(153,164 posts)I will you know!
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose.
Skittles
(153,164 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)yea, though I walk through the valley of LynneSin insults, I will fear no evil, for Geddy Lee is with me.
rurallib
(62,416 posts)for I am an older white male from the midwest!
raven mad
(4,940 posts)I can but obey.
madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)I keed, I keed. Sorry I bailed on you !