Doncha hate it when your cat uses the litter box...

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...and then wants to snuggle. Like stick her head in your neck snuggle.


PeeeeYuuu!
Litter box smell.
Yuck.


Somebody needs to wash up first.

[HopeHoops]

1. It's better than NOT using the litter box!

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2. True. Thankfully, we've never had that problem!

And she's only thrown up twice in over 5 years.


But the other cat --- all the time.

[deucemagnet]

6. I know. I need one of these.

Her favorite spot to hurl: my bed pillow. I'm not sure why.

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8. My daughter would love that!

Cat #2 tends to like the floor in her room for some reason.

Floor is much better than a bed pillow. Ewww.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. !!!

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12. Now she's hanging out in the garage.

She's probably embarrassed by this thread.

[Enrique]

4. smelly cat...

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10. three, four...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

(Phoebe) Oh are we done?

One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me

One, two, what's that smell?

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Better to stick her head in your neck

than her butt in your face----which I get much too often.

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9. That's always a joy too.

Luckily I don't have to deal with that very often.

[El Supremo]

7. One reason I have dogs and not cats.

But then there are the dingleberries.

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11. Yeah, there's always some sort of poop issue with pets huh.

[LNM]

14. Well, if you have both

the dog will "clean" out the litter box and then come looking for kisses. She'd come up the basment stairs with cat litter hanging from her lips. Yuck.

[El Supremo]

15. Is coprophagia common in cats?

In the winter my dogs love to eat turdsicles.

[nadine_mn]

13. I wish my cat would learn to spray some damn Lysol after using the box

My cat has a seriously toxic ass. I have tried changing his food with some success (as suggestion here by a wonderful cat owner) but still.... whooo boy. He will only use Tidy Cat litter, so I can't change that. We have tried using other name brand litter (probbly on sale or we had a coupon) and he did not approve as was demonstrated by relieving himself in any pile of clothing he found.