"One day, son, all of this will be yours..."

[MrScorpio]

[A HERETIC I AM]

1. What? The curtains? N/t

[NJCher]

2. the ocean!

Wonderful pic. I'm saving that one!


Cher

[Ron Obvious]

3. No, not the curtains, lad! n/t

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. But mother (Father!) Father......I don't want any of that....

I'd rather....(RATHER WHAT?) I'd rather....just........



SING.....

[Ron Obvious]

5. Stop that!

Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here!

Now, listen, lad. In twenty minutes you're gettin' married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in England.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. But I don't want land. n/t

[Art_from_Ark]

11. We live on a bloody swamp

We need all the land we can get!

[Ron Obvious]

12. They said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp.

But I built it all the same. It sank into the swamp, so I built another. That sank into the swamp. The third one burnt down, fell over and THEN sank into the swamp.

But the fourth one stayed up. That's what you're going to get, lad, the strongest castle in these parts.

[Art_from_Ark]

13. But I don't like her

Don't like her??? What's wrong with her??? She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuuuuuge.... tracts of land...

[Ron Obvious]

14. Look, you're marrying princess Lucky, so you better get used to the idea!

[daleanime]

15. ........

[Submariner]

7. Regrettably, that is a pre-2014 Starfish

This is representative of what starfish look like today:

DISEASED


AS ARMS DISSOLVE AND FALL OFF


MORE HERE:

http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/4749/20131104/disease-causes-starfish-lose-arms-dissolve-white-blobs-goo-video.htm

[Ron Obvious]

8. Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening. n/t

[NJCher]

9. as a species

we suck.

Look what we do to our "colleagues."


Cher

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. It's a life or death struggle.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

16. .....