It's official: Jack Chick has gone out of his fucking mind

[jmowreader]

Can anyone figure this shit out?

http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1088/1088_01.asp

[Chan790]

1. Apparently if you pray to Jesus because you don't like your neighbor...

they'll throw her in jail, cause her child to fall through the system, get placed with a grandparent that explicitly and vocally does not want them, end up in the care of drug addicts with poor judgement who revel in being evil, the grandmother and druggies will die badly, the child will nearly get eaten by a bear, have an angel and a dog protect them, get taken in by a widow who lost her daughter and years later will find Jesus.

It all feels a little Zadig to me, to say nothing of capricious and the actions of a God unworthy of adoration or prayer.

[jmowreader]

2. You forgot the child-porn-loving grandfather

Panel 4: Herbert loves little girls. His computer is filled with them.

[Chan790]

3. I didn't. Some things are simply too terrible to make light of.

Herbert is a cretin who, solely because he does not actually exist, best goes unacknowledged.

For nowhere in any Bible I've read does it say "Blessed are the children entrusted to the care of pedophiles." nor do I believe any hypothetical deity would allow such to be the conduit of his given salvation.

Jack Chick has gone around the bend, flipped his gourd, burnt his mental house to the ground, lost his marbles, let loose the cuckoo bird, left the barn door open on his sanity, and another 50 euphemisms for lost his fucking mind.

[edgineered]

4. Wow, difficult reading, but made it through

with the help of cels depicting so many real life situations with caricatures from the soaps, dramas, cop shows, car chases, nature shows, etc to keep my interest, i offer this:

the current cable lineups i get are much more costly. accepting this offer at a cost of 16 cents makes it greatest entertainment package on the market today. for less than two dollars total i was able to complete a signature card in my own name, plus eleven more names that i am frequently called. a must have.

[Ron Obvious]

5. I can't even begin to understand the point of that one...

I've never understood who could find these booklets remotely persuasive anyway, unless already on board with the message.