NOW HIRING: new carpenter for Lounge

[ashling]

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Is that OSHA approved?

[ashling]

2. I think that it is

OSHIT approved

[Arkansas Granny]

3. That's probably more like it.

[hunter]

4. I heard the carpenter is fine. The Lounge is looking for a new carpenter's assistant.

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[Tribalceltic]

5. And I was going to give up looking for work

Thanks, Ash. You saved my morning

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. for when your butt crack needs aligning.

[onethatcares]

7. at least

earmuffs are being used properly.

[pinboy3niner]

8. "Don't worry about a thing, Vern. This saw has a blade guard."

[sarge43]

13. "Hey Vern, guess what my sister told me." nt

[rurallib]

9. "Don't move. I'll be done in a second."

This just broke me up!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. Reminds me of a guy I once worked for.

He got pissed at me for setting up a work table to make stakes out of 2x4s. He wanted me to brace them on my knee and thigh and cut the stakes with a skill saw. "Do it like this!!!"

He had to wear a mitten on his one hand in the winter because the fingers on that hand were so mangled they wouldn't fit in a glove.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

11. A little duct tape will fix him right up.

[pinboy3niner]

12. Yep.

That's why we only have to hire a new carpenter once in a blue moon.

[ashling]

14. yuck yuck

[UrbScotty]

15. Back-breaking jobs are often done half-assed. (nt)

[Kaleva]

16. Hearing protection? Check!

Safety boots?

Check!

Okay, let's do this!

[mockmonkey]

17. I told you...

if you screwed up again I was going to rip you a new one.