How Pure Are You? Take Our Purity Test

[geardaddy]

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-pure-are-you-take-our-purity-test-1059?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Some of these are hilarious! I wanna know what the "Stan and Jan Berenstein" is!

[Arkansas Granny]

1. They didn't explain, but if you choose that option, they assume you have never even been kissed.

Didn't they write the book series "The Berenstain Bears"?

[orleans]

25. yes, they were cute from what i remember

i used to read a couple to my daughter

[sakabatou]

2. I have never heard of almost all those euphimisms are.

[geardaddy]

5. The site is a sister site of The Onion

so, I'm sure most of them are made up and not euphemisms at all.

I just found them funny.

[csziggy]

23. And they don't even have the Venus Butterfly!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_Butterfly

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I have no idea what most of those things are

but I might have done some of them.

[Xyzse]

4. I have never heard most of that.

I would like to know what "Narnia's Lament" is.

Probably done the forklift, if I think that is what I think it means.

[OriginalGeek]

6. I think Narnia's Lament is

when you sneak into your wardrobe but find out you're alone.

[Xyzse]

18. You mean, what offed David Carradine?

--On edit, this might be too soon.

[lovemydog]

13. Narnia's Lament could be getting it on while reading C.S. Lewis.

[Xyzse]

19. Possibly, but I think I'll go with Orignial Geek's explanation instead.

[whistler162]

7. Whatever it is I am sure it is unbearable.

[lovemydog]

17. It leaves you feeling grizzly.

[trof]

8. For I am pure in heart and have the strength of ten.

So don't fuck with me.

[BlueJazz]

9. It just said: "You sick perverted bastard."

[pinboy3niner]

10. Hell, WE could have told you that without a test

[BlueJazz]

20. True, but I only checked one box (kissing)...and the damn test had me pegged.

[rurallib]

11. forkliftstyle - O I can only imagine

knew little after 'missionary style'

[lovemydog]

12. Shaking the barrister's hand? WTF?

The test cracked me up but I want to see an explanation for what all those things are.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

14. I have probably done most of that

But I have no idea what 80% of those terms mean.

[lovemydog]

16. Same. I think they are made up. To get folks us laughing!

Like 'Oh no! Have I missed something?!'

[lovemydog]

15. The Stan & Jan Berenstein:

Sexy time with man, woman & bear?

[name not needed]

21. Permanent Orgasm sounds good. I'll have one of those.

[mackerel]

22. LMAO brother bear!

[Coventina]

24. I'm "Mostly Pure"

I'd love to know what Narnia's Lament is!!