Brietbart Comments Lead to Hat Trick on Conservative Web Site
I promise to never do this again. But I just GOTTA post this one about our friends over at that cave site. You all know who I mean, I am certain. I also know I am being really bad. But geeze. Its all too delicious.
I can post **anything** and get the cages a-rattling over at the CrazyCave. Today, Brietbart and the bad Graphic Smoking Warnings decision by the right wing activist judge have them all spittle flecked and cackling with their sophomoric wisdom. I am on their front page three times. That often happens to me and maybe a half dozen others. Their impotent rants are about what they imagine to be true are often hilarious.
Tess posted a link to my thread about Brietbart. This one: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051
Which lead to the mental midget, jukin, telling the world he'd like to meet me. Meanwhile the dumb ass wanker points out that I shall one day die. My reply is "Gee? Ya think? So will you, sonny." Freeborn thinks it sucks to be me. He doesn't say why because frank, the head moron hasn't told him yet. Wutta trooper. The Idaho Allosaurus thinks he'd like to meet me and that I'm a cocksucker. Hiya Allo.
Wasp brings in another of their favorite DUers to quote. Beg, who the other day told us all that she likes her sex hard and rough, just howls at the moon, but says nothing, really. She must still be in afterglow. And Karin thinks killing is needed.
These are swell people, our fans.
Many of us get mentioned in a pinned thread started by Rebel. He link back to this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/101464366
New Hampshire's own Sparky the gadfly starts it off by calling grave dancers motherfuckers. Isn't that nice. no one in particular. Just a shotgun blast of bullshit birdshot. Badcat brings over three more links and splashdown calls us fucking ghouls. Funny how they like to use **** to represent the word fuck. Like that makes it all okie dokie. Ah well. Kids in mom's basement do that a lot. Gina and tucker and rebel all weigh in with their own "I'm a big kid, too" inane grunts of ascent.
BlueStateSaint threatens to tell Rush and Hannity about us. Oh fuck! Now we're really screwed. 
This one goes on for pages and pages. Frank, maybe the loneliest man in the world, who lives a life devoid of human contact in his backwoods Ted Kaczynski-esque shack in Nebraska, and who is the titular leader of this merry band of misfits, doesn't weigh in until late in the second page. Then Jake Style is there with my thread again (first? I dunno. Their software is so bad it is impossible to tell who is speaking to who and when.) here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002368051 That makes my second mention to ward the hat trick. That sets off another round from frank and thundley and bannedfromDU. Splashdown is a standout, citing with all the false authority his limited intellectual capacity can muster: "I wish it wasn't cliche to think the DUde is a worthless pile of shit. But even Sparkly does." frank refers to me as a clam killer, based on a recipe I posted about macaroni and clam sauce. (Who knows? I sure don't.). This shit goes on for four pages. No actual discussion, just shit flinging at DU members.
(ed: I am called Dude after having chided someone here for calling me Dude once. Well, more than once. That person is no longer here, but they continue to use the term to cliche.)
And then the last one, for the hat trick, is from Thundley4. He links to my tobacco judge thread, here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002365863
He links to pretty much the whole thread and then offers this jewel from the right wing mind: "No, the topic was the governments rights to interfere with legitimate business." An apostrophe would have been helpful in making the line more easily understood, Thund, ol' pal.
They morph into a discussion of Boeing, with one of them saying he lives with it everyday. I guess he lives in Everett and hates his job. Or the sound of jets flying over. Who knows?
This one was kind of a disappointment. until Allosaurus weighs in with the hugely witty and incredibly clever "Stinkfinger". Wow. He ought to be writing teevee comedy or something with that cleveritudinousness.
So anyway, there we go. On March 1, 2012, I make my fourth or fifth hat trick of the year so far. These cage monkeys are such easy targets. I can say any damned thin I want and they'll post about it over there and then enter in the same sophomoric exchanges and high fives as they did last week, the week before, the month before that and the years before that.
Enjoy this telling of the sorry lives of this group who think they're out of sight.
Hiya Kids!!!!! 
All you moles, row this back and post it. I want to see it pinned. I KNOW you won't be able to resist. I KNOW it.
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I really need to bust a move and let the good times roll with that bunch of cretinous, bobble-headed jackals. 
And just so they're aware, I'm flirting with the right side of 300 now. It won't be long. I guess they'll have to undergo some massive brain strain coming up with a nickname for me to replace 'Las Vegas Lardass' soon. 
