Okay. Captain Morgan just ate a hair elastic. It was green and gold.

[applegrove]

I'm guessing there is nothing I can do. What has your pet eaten?

Now he is rolling around in an empty wicker garbage can that he has tipped over. Oh my. Seems he gets full of beans when I am home. The house isn't usually torn apart when I get home. He saves the bad behaviour for me it seems.

[shenmue]

1. My dog used to like wood chips

She's in Dog Heaven now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I once had a cat who liked to hunt balloons.

He'd stalk them and sneak up on them and "kill" them with his claws, then eat them. The aftermath was a colorful litter box. We kept balloons away from him once we saw that he was eating what he killed.

[Downwinder]

3. He is trying to get your attention.

[nolabear]

4. I had a dog once that ate a party.

She was such a sweet, obedient girl that we actually forgot about her and ran to the store to get one last thing, leaving an entire table full of hors d'oevres and such sitting there. We came home to an absolutely clean dishes, not a one moved, and Phaedra sitting there in perfect innocence, with one little nut from the cheese ball on top of her nose.

[applegrove]

5. LOL!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. LOL!

If there were balloons at the party my cat would have eaten them.

[3catwoman3]

7. One of my cats loves to chew the handles...

...of plastic grocery bags (we do get them sometimes so we can use them to line the littler disposal bucket). He also likes arugula (how elitist) and just the other day he ran off with one of my earplugs and ate it before I could get it away from him. This was a few days ago, and he seems fine so I guess it didn't get stuck anywhere.