Given tonight's results, we are all going to:

[shenmue]

2 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Die
	1 (50%)
	Get eaten by wombats
	0 (0%)
	Move someplace nice. Canada? England?
	1 (50%)
	Keep drinking
	0 (0%)
	Play table hockey with our cats
	0 (0%)
	Take off our pants and run down the street
	0 (0%)
	Blast sad songs and weep like children
	0 (0%)
	Punch the next stranger we see
	0 (0%)
	Binge-watch shitty TV
	0 (0%)
	Tell long stories about elementary school, when things were good
	0 (0%)
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[Lady Freedom Returns]

1. Any indecation...

Lots of.
AZ, Governor - 15.26%

Doug Ducey53.67%
Republican479,729

Fred DuVal41.49%
Democrat370,827

Barry Hess3.84%
Libertarian34,291

J.L. Mealer1.01%
Americans Elect8,996

Source: AP

Congress-HOUSE for AZ

AZ, District 1 - 6.73% reporting
Ann Kirkpatrick51.78%
Democrat47,432
Andy Tobin48.22%
Republican44,172

AZ, District 2 - 0.52% reporting My district!
Ron Barber54.36%
Democrat57,779
Martha McSally45.64%
Republican48,520

AZ, District 3 - 0.00% reporting
Raul Grijalva-
Democrat-
Gabby Saucedo Mercer-
Republican-

AZ, District 4 - 23.22% reporting
Paul Gosar69.15%
Republican79,977
Mike Weisser26.81%
Democrat31,008
Chris Rike4.04%
Libertarian4,674

AZ, District 5 - 0.00% reporting
James Woods-
Democrat-
Matt Salmon-
Republican-

AZ, District 6 - 0.00% reporting
John Williamson-
Democrat-
David Schweikert-
Republican-

AZ, District 7 - 0.00% reporting
Ruben Gallego-
Democrat-
Joe Cobb-
Libertarian-
Rebecca DeWitt-
Americans Elect-
Jose Penalosa-
Independent-

AZ, District 8 - 0.00% reporting
Trent Franks-
Republican-
Stephen Dolgos-
Americans Elect-

AZ, District 9 - 0.00% reporting
Kyrsten Sinema-
Democrat-
Wendy Rogers-
Republican-
Powell Gammill-
Libertarian-

Source: AP

[shenmue]

2. Fine with me

[Mr.Bill]

3. Move to California.

The majority of us are still sane.

[Jamaal510]

4. Watch trashy YouTube videos.

(I have my cable off temporarily).

[shenmue]

5. Kittens

Please try kittens.

[FrodosPet]

11. Go, kittens!

[Arthur_Frain]

6. I'm sorry.

None of the choices were violent enough for me. Could kick the "punch the next stranger in the nose" choice up a couple notches for me?

[shenmue]

7. Go for it

[Ampersand Unicode]

8. I voted die

I could have voted twice for "move to someplace nice" if that included the suicide utopiae of the world: the Benelux countries and Japan.

Or just "six feet under" -- that would be moving to someplace nice. Better to die anywhere than live in the American Reich.

[shenmue]

9. Here

Some more kittehs.

[trueblue2007]

10. i voted for the CATS CATS CATS