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Yeah, the elections have me in a mood. So post bands you like (or hate), and I'll tell you why they are awful.
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)I know what you're thinking, but the laws of time, space and causality mean nothing in the face of Lothar's suckiness.
Also, theremin player.
Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Pretty sure there's a entire ring in Dante's Inferno assigned to 90s jambands. Right by the forest of suicides.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Shrill, ear-piercing flute plays like 3 different notes, over and over, slowly until your head explodes. The drums are ok though.
Boom Sound 416
(4,185 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Bland whitebread pop, even by contemporary country standards.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)have at it!
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Pat Metheny - Silly hair, and jazz fusion should have died after Bitches Brew
The National - Most of the stuff I've heard from them sounds like all those late 80s bands that tried to sound like The Cure. Not familiar enough to really tear into them though.
Radiohead sucks for that stupid text-to-speech song in the middle of OK Computer
Don't know Arcade Fire's music, but their name always reminds me of those dorks that put covers of the Super Mario Brothers and Legend of Zelda theme all over Youtube.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)Agree on Metheny's hair - but man, can he play.
Agree on the OK Computer song - stuff like that dates the album - but the songs around it fit like a glove to my taste.
Arcade Fire - strong progressives, and their music is positive and has great energy.
Thanks, though - feeling better?
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Metheny is awesome, though my real jazz guitar hero is Bill Frisell.
NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)And Steve Tibbetts. I think I have the first 250 or so ECM releases - probably my favorite jazz label.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Stole his singing style from Howlin' Wolf, and is reputed to be kind of a dick to fans. (OTOH, he spent his entire episode of Fishing with John being a dick, and it was pretty entertaining)
The video for "Downtown Train" is also pretty embarassing:
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)conducting the Los Angeles Philharmonic.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)that points a stick at people to get them to play in time, even though they're usually playing music that they've played a million times since their conservatory days.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)Wild hair is important for conductors.
I spent many years in orchestras (high school, college and community) and I played some pretty wild stuff that I was NOT used to playing. I was NOT on automatic. In fact, oftentimes, with 20th century music, I had to tap my foot to keep up with the changing time signatures. Stravinsky, Bartok and Prokofief are full of changing time signatures. But you're right about the standard symphonic repertoire--Beethoven, Tchaikovsky and Brahms.
Besides, Gustavo is a product of La Sistema, the program in Venezuela that takes 100,000 school children at age five, sticks an instrument in their hands, and they learn it, to keep them out of gangs and doing something constructive. I've seen a video of Gustavo conducting the Simon Bolivar National Youth Orchestra in the symphonic dances from West Side Story. Difficult music.
Gustavo was a fiddler. And yet we in the United States think art and music in the schools are a luxury.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Legendary for his inability to sing on pitch, or in a tone that doesn't resemble an angry cat. Likes to wear a creepy mustache
Husker Du - obsessed with Vietnam, even though they were an 80s punk band.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)at the theater he used to own. Good show. The first half was better than the second.
Tom Kitten
(7,347 posts)probably recorded twenty years before you were born...
UglyGreed
(7,661 posts)i love this fun song
and this was used in the film "love actually"
Iggo
(47,558 posts)I dare ya.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)but, I do think it's funny that they got the 80s homophobic metal culture all dressing up in leatherdaddy gear.
malthaussen
(17,204 posts)progressoid
(49,991 posts)Fearless
(18,421 posts)In the words of my avatar: "Star land Vocal Band? They suck!"
progressoid
(49,991 posts)and The Night Chicago Died.
and Billy, Don't Be a Hero.
and...
sendero
(28,552 posts)..... so I really couldn't help you
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)And a touch of Daughtry.
They are sacred cows of mine. Please, please, don't ravish them!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)They are sooo much my favorite, please be nice about them. Please!
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Annoying tendency to name their songs after much cooler pieces of music.
Mr. Jones
Einstein on the Beach:
As for Weezer, I was in college during the mid 90s, and if I never have to hear that Buddy Holly song again, it will be too soon.
LP2K12
(885 posts)Have at it...
"Old Time Rock and Roll" has got to be one of the most annoying repetitive songs to stick around in the classic rock canon. Lots of people seem to hate "Turn the Page" too.
Clapton - turning "Layla", a song full of strong, raw emotion and some of the best instrumental interplay in rock music, into Starbucks wallpaper music.
My Good Babushka
(2,710 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)If someone starts singing Particle Man around you, you know you're only seconds away from having the complete works of Monty Python performed badly at you.
Also, accordian player.
And for coverting Tubthumping:
My Good Babushka
(2,710 posts)I missed out on TMBG in the '80s. I only started listening at Nanobots. They are much darker and contempt-filled than the stuff commonly known from Flood. I like Where Your Eyes Don't Go, and When Will You Die?
I don't like Monty Python, either.
Also, they didn't make Tubthumping any any worse, so I'll give them a pass on that.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)I love TMBG and accordions.
Even their children's music is awesome
Paulie
(8,462 posts)"Just can't shake your love".
orleans
(34,060 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Spent a zillion dollars on a Synclavier when had he waited (well, and also not died) could have picked up a digital workstation with twice the capability for a fraction of the cost.
betsuni
(25,538 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Albeit one of the better ones.
betsuni
(25,538 posts)Such fun:
lame54
(35,294 posts)give it your best shot - i've heard it all before
you'll be as wrong as they were
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,735 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)LostOne4Ever
(9,289 posts)DFW
(54,408 posts)(La Mystère de)
Rhiannon12866
(205,516 posts)JeffHead
(1,186 posts)de-von-ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-einen-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittelraucher-von-hauptkopft of Ulm.
For sure the greatest name in German Baroque music
calimary
(81,322 posts)Not only for Gambolputty-etc but for the Hightower quote!!!
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)de-von-ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-einen-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittelraucher-von-hauptkopft of Ulm
RAWKS!!!!!! My most favorite German baroque one-man band of all time!!!
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)I remember hearing or reading some Baroque composer's name that was fascinatingly repetitive, but now I can't remember what it is, and Google is no help either.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)de-von-ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-einen-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittelraucher-von-hauptkopft of Ulm.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)de-von-ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-einen-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittelraucher-von-hauptkopft of Ulm is usually the name I think of first.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)Ampersand Unicode
(503 posts)Please none of the "he pretends to be so working-class but he lives in a mansion" stuff...
You might want to see this article too
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/do-these-musicians-suck-or-rule
I say that everyone on this list except Billy Joel, U2, DMB, Foo Fighters, and Phil Collins sucks. U2's '80s stuff was good, but Bono can be kind of a douche. I don't like rap, so go ahead and say that Jay-Z sucks (and Beyonce too, she sucks... everyone else). John Mayer and Coldplay are so emo, and Lady Gaga is embarrassing. A lot of the others I had never even heard of, so go ahead and say they suck too.
BTW, my fellow Millennials are obviously tone-deaf, because Timberlake does suck.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)that hasn't already been said a million times before. So I'll just go with my #1 example of Phil Collins sucking:
For comparison, here is Collins being awesome with the rest of Genesis:
Ampersand Unicode
(503 posts)I thought you actually couldn't come up with anything mean to say about Bruce. Silly me.
About Phil, though, I'll give you "Can't Hurry Love." Was the theme song to a terrible '80s movie about a video dating service.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Hurry_Love_%28film%29
Starring Bridget Fonda, Jake Steinfeld from the workout ads, Joe Isuzu, and some other people.
LeftInTX
(25,381 posts)Mopar151
(9,989 posts)Charlie Daniels, Lee Greenwood...Several others whom I mercifylly cannot name
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Go ahead and tell me how he sucks
mopinko
(70,127 posts)i dare you.
Shrek
(3,981 posts)Meat Loaf
Joe Walsh
"Who Are You" and "You Better You Bet" is a pretty steep decline from stuff like "I Can See For Miles", and "Baba O'Riley."
Meat Loaf was cool in Rocky Horror Picture Show and Fight Club. Nowhere else
Joe Walsh - Was in the Eagles. Also, "Life's Been Good" is a terrible song.
sir pball
(4,743 posts)I mean, besides Geddy Lee sounding like somebody took a nail gun to his testicles.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)Also the Ayn Rand fanboyism, although I understand they've come to their senses about that.
Special Prosciuto
(731 posts)before I call you a Casey Kasem.
GreatGazoo
(3,937 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)Taylor.
cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)okieinpain
(9,397 posts)bigwillq
(72,790 posts)Let's hear it.
irisblue
(32,981 posts)go for it,
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)You can't find anything bad about Prine.
NickB79
(19,253 posts)cemaphonic
(4,138 posts)At every big multi-school event that we went to, there were roaming packs of barbershop quartets (yes, choir nerds are even less cool than band nerds) singing that "It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday" song to impress girls. Fuck them.
This was pretty rad though: