10 Best Places To Raise A Family

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/10-best-places-to-raise-a-family,37391/

Raleigh, NC

Known for its safety, great schools, and affordable housing, Raleigh is the perfect place for your children to still gradually grow to resent you for reasons entirely beyond your control. Enjoy the mild climate as your kids direct their bitterness toward you in the city’s revitalized downtown or on its quiet, tree-lined residential streets. Just give in—there’s no stopping their ire here or anywhere else.

US Naval Bases In San Diego, Orlando, Charleston, Newport, And Saratoga Springs

Your family has been raising children while moving back and forth between these naval bases for two generations now, and look how you turned out. Your kids will get over it. You’re a commanding officer, and you should be damn proud of that.

Not Anyplace You Actually Want To Live

You’re probably clicking through this list hoping to see someplace cool, like New York or San Francisco. You’re hoping you can raise your kids somewhere safe and affordable without sacrificing great restaurants and decent public transportation. Well, guess what? It’s not going to happen. You’re a parent now. It’s Wilkes-Barre or Binghamton for you.



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1. Oh noes ...

not Wilkes-Barre.