Source: Snooki is getting married

[El Supremo]

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/hottopics/2012/03/source-snooki-is-getting-married/

Who the hell is Snooki????

[Angry Dragon]

1. I heard she is a goddess of the republican party

[tabbycat31]

7. that's because she's Boehner's lovechild

[HughBeaumont]

2. Guidomania!!!

THIS sort of toss is of utmost importance, Fourth Estate. Keep us high on "entertainment" while we get screwn.

[hlthe2b]

3. So should she go ahead and reserve TMZ space for the divorce announcement?

After all, given that Kardashian person's ridiculous stunt lasting a mere 72 days, she could readily break that record.

Sorry for the cynicism, but I don't think it is "undeserved".....'Never seen even a single minute of her reality show, but it seems even so, I can't escape the circus.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

11. I'm sure the folks at TMZ are running an office pool.

On the other hand, Snooki is not quite as famous as Kardashian. I'm not quite sure what either is famous for, but it must be a good thing.

[madinmaryland]

4. Thanks for not posting this in the Sports Forum!!

[El Supremo]

6. But he's a huge Miami Dolphins fan!

For Christmas, Polizzi spoiled her man with items from his favorite sports team. "I got him some signed Dolphins things," she told PEOPLE. "He's obsessed with the Dolphins and Dan Marino."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20575128,00.html

[madinmaryland]

9. Heh! I guess posting her pic in the sports forum would have given...

trumad something to do this afternoon!

[cbdo2007]

5. Snooki's so hot!

Best of luck to her and her growing family.

[Major Nikon]

10. It's all done with makeup

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Orc+vs+Snooki_adddfb_3357738.jpg

[KamaAina]

8. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Oh well, we'll always have Belmar.

[pokerfan]

12. o/u?

72 days?