I heard that when gay marriage became legal, terrible things would happen.

[Lil Missy]

Terrible things, like dogs and cats living together.

Well, I dozed off on the couch for an hour, and when I woke up it was raining cats and dogs! OH MY GAWD! The plagues have started!!!

[shenmue]

1. Good, can you send me a cat?

I like those.

[Lil Missy]

2. Sure, I'll go catch one for ya. Don't forget the finders fee.

[shenmue]

3. Okey doke

Meow.

[RandySF]

4. The only terrible thing that could happen.

Is if a friend of mine gets married to his jerk of a partner and I have to put up with him for the next few years.

[lovemydog]

9. And read their wedding registry.

What a snooze-fest.

[Skittles]

5. gay tsunami is imminent

take cover Lil Missy!!!

[Half-Century Man]

6. I suspect the greatest impact same sex marriage had on opossing sex marriage;

Was to exemplify in glaring contract how miserable the majority of the marriages of their most vocal opponents are/were.

"Raoul and Doug are always holding hands. You wouldn't even hug me at last week's Hoedown for Jesus." sort of thing.

[leftofcool]

7. Just a cat and dog plague? Well shit!

After 40 years with the same man, I guess my marriage won't be undermined after all. Damn gays! Now I have to live with him till death do us part. Do I need a sarcasm tag here?

[sarge43]

8. Gay marriage in NH for nearly five years now

Last night it snowed. Coincidence? I don't think so. (sarcasm icon here if necessary)

[pipi_k]

10. It's been

nearly 11 years here in Mass.

Still waiting for my state to detach itself and fall into the ocean, drowning everyone

Although Boston did get smited? smoted? smitten? this past winter with some nasty snowstorms which were the worst we've seen since the 70s, way before gay marriage was even legal here.

[SwissTony]

13. 14 years in The Netherlands

April 1, 2001. Did someone with a wicked sense of humour choose that date?

First country in the world to do so.

Since then, it's been natural disaster after natural disaster. Not to mention the zombie invasion.

[pipi_k]

16. I'm thinking maybe the zombies

were God's punishment for the nasty food...


https://zinemin.wordpress.com/2012/04/22/the-horrors-of-dutch-food/

[rurallib]

20. Iowa joined the club early

still waiting for Iowa to detach and float off into ocean also

[jmowreader]

11. They skipped one crucial step

Two things have to happen before dogs and cats start living together: gay marriage has to become legal AND someone has to bring a pool table into the community. When that happens, dogs and cats will start living together AND our young boys will start memorizing jokes from Captain Billy's Whiz Bang!

[Major Nikon]

12. You shouldn't be worried until it starts raining frogs

[DFW]

14. That would be enough for Orange County Republicans to ask their Log Cabin members to marry en masse

I haven't heard of any mass drought relief in California lately, so I take it the right wing Republicans of Southern California haven't budged on their views of equal marriage rights yet?

[GOLGO 13]

15. I want to go to a real gay wedding!!! I've never danced with another man before but I'll probably

have to be ready to learn how not to lead.

I looking forward for a mega-blow out of pure win. I imagine they'll be a trapeze, the cake will be deliciously fabulous & the music will be incredible. I need to start making more gay friends.

[pipi_k]

17. I went to a lesbian wedding once...

We had an awesome time!

[GOLGO 13]

18. Hi Pipi! Ah nice! Any differences noticed from other weddings?

Well, besides the obvious of the wedding couple of course.

[Yavin4]

19. Well. The Patriots won the Superbowl this year

So, there's one terrible thing that happened.