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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDear Human: A Desperate Plea From Your Cat
Dear Human,
Normally I wouldn't care about the dog as he is rather simple of mind but he is exhibiting some behaviors that lead me to believe he is insane. Due to his superior size and strength, we must take measures to protect ourselves from said insane canine.
As a cat, I can assure you that I have studied the dog's behavior for many hours, many days and many weeks always hoping to discover a redemption story. But alas, it never happens. The dog is crazy and there is no cure for his mental frailties. None. At. All.
He needs to be medicated so he doesn't hurt himself, or us. The sooner the better. Like, now.
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shenmue
(38,506 posts)Arf.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)gun type gizmo.
Chillax, dogs. You're way to freakin' hyper.
840high
(17,196 posts)protector. My neighbor has a large dog.