KMOD and a raccoon walk into a bar. And the raccoon says...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

..."do you have any peaches?" The bartender says "we don't sell peaches here" so then they leave.
The raccoon comes back alone the next day asking for some peaches the bartender says "I told you yesterday, we done sell peaches here" so they leave.
The raccoon comes back alone again the next day, again asking for peaches, the bar tender says "look, Ive told you time and time again that we don't sell peaches. If you ask again I'm going to nail you to that wall". The raccoon leaves.
KMOD and the raccoon come back the next day and KMOD asks the bartender "do you have any nails?" the bartender says "no." The raccoon says "ok, then I want some peaches."

[sakabatou]

1. Hehehehe

[TexasTowelie]

2. I expect to respond to a forum alert for this call out in

3, 2, 1 ...

[kairos12]

3. Lol

[KMOD]

4. I'm not walking anywhere with that freakin' raccoon.

We had a fire out on the patio tonight. Every sound I heard, startled me.

I'm certain I have post traumatic raccoon scaredy cat syndrome.

[kentauros]

5. Was the raccoon like this one?

Or like these?