Creative, insulting names?

[F4lconF16]

My girlfriend and I have been insulting each other for the last hour...I'm running out of names to call her. Trying to stick to one word: froglicker is the one I'm going with next.

Now, this being DU, I imagine you all are a great resource for this

[rocktivity]

1. You're welcome.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1399717


rocktivity

[F4lconF16]

3. ...

[Texasgal]

2. Chatty Cathy.

Or dung sniffer.

[F4lconF16]

4. Dung-sniffer went over well!

[In_The_Wind]

5. It wouldn't fly around here.

[mopinko]

18. my sister was the original chatty cathy.

true shit. my cousin worked for j walter thompson ad agency, and had the account for mattel. my sister happened to be visiting them, and well, she does love to talk to this day.

[malthaussen]

6. Wow, that thread in the first reply goes back to 2008.

Maybe we need an updated version?

I'd guess if you want to be real low, you should just suggest she'd vote for Ted Cruz. But then again, that might end the relationship right there.

-- Mal

[KamaAina]

7. Republican.

[CrawlingChaos]

8. You could use this handy chart

Just choose one from each column

[trueblue2007]

15. ha ha ha .... some of those names are SO yucky !!!!

[Skittles]

9. you want I should kick both your insulting asses, F4lconF16?

I'D DO THAT FOR YOU MY SWEET

[seveneyes]

10. Play this and laugh at the little things

[sarge43]

11. Ted Cruz n/t

[DryHump]

12. Douche Canoe n/t

[kwassa]

13. Torpid Toad of Tardiness

if she is one who is habitually late.

[trueblue2007]

14. BARF-O -Bits

[KittyWampus]

16. used to have a Shakespearean Insult widget on my homepage:

Here's a hotlink to a "Make Up Your Own Shakespearean Insult List"

[Bosonic]

17. Shakespearean Insulter

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

[font style="font-family:Sans-serif,'Franklin Gothic Medium','comic sans MS',fantasy;" size=6 color=red]Thou misbegotten sheep-biting skainsmate! [/font]

[mwooldri]

19. I could give a long list but I'd be banned for doing so.

Here's a more obscure one that's four letters, begins with the letter "c" and ends with "hav". Tell her "You c**v".