What is the 'one' song that you can sing

[Joe Shlabotnik]

perfectly. Just like the band. True story... when I was a skinny 16 year old I was in a really crappy band, but we had one song sooo down, (down to the cowbell), and at an open-mike night at a big time venue, we nailed it, identical to the original, with me on vocals, even though I'm otherwise a horrible singer.

[Kennah]

1. War Pigs

[Joe Shlabotnik]

2. lol niiice

From this day onward, when I read one of your posts I'll imagine you singing it, just like that.

[pinboy3niner]

3. 'Tequila'

But I have to use a cheat sheet for the lyrics.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

4. tak gila monster!

[olddots]

5. I once sang Feelings as Porky Pig

at a gig in a dating bar.....they kept dancing ......

[Joe Shlabotnik]

6. +1

I'm trying to assemble in my mind exactly how that would sound. Does not compute. But the idea is awesome. I'll keep working on this one.

[KMOD]

19. fuh-fuh-fuh- feelings,

for all my ly-ly-life I'll feel it

I wah-wah- wish I na-na-never met you, girl

You'll na-na-never, ca-ca-ca-come again.

[ret5hd]

7. I won't name the song because just naming it would explain (exactly) my singing abilities:

[CBGLuthier]

8. I used to sing Hey, You, Get off of my Cloud in Charles Bronson's voice

It even made me laugh.

[femmocrat]

9. I can't carry a note.

When I was in the 8th grade, we had to sing "Silent Night" to audition for the glee club. I was the only girl who didn't get in.

In college, when we had a sorority singing competition, they made me stand in the back row and lip sync.

I do like to sing along with Elvis on my Sirius radio when I'm all alone!

[pinboy3niner]

12. "...they made me stand in the back row and lip sync."

Don't feel bad, femmocrat, you are not the only one.

[fizzgig]

13. i can't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it

the only solo i ever got in junior high choir was a speaking on in the monster mash.

[panader0]

10. There are several

but they're all originals...

[Ron Obvious]

11. One of these days, I'm gonna cut you into little pieces

Not threatening you, Joe. I can strain my vocal chords to sing this just like the Pink Floyd song.

[Initech]

14. Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come
Easy go
Little high
Little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger
Now he's dead
Goodbye everybody
I've got to go
Got to leave it all behind
And face the truth
Mama ooooooooh...
Didn't mean to make you cry
Sometimes I wish I had never been born at all
Carry on carry on
Because nothing really matters

I see a little shilouetto of a man
Scaramoush scaramoush
Will you do the fandango?
Send a bolt of lighting
Very very frightening me!

Galileo Gallileo
Gallileo Gallileo
Figaro
Is he a go?
Oh mama mia mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil of a sight for me
For me
For meeeeeeeeeeeee

So you think you can stop me
And spit in my eye
So you think you can love me
And leave me to die
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just got to get out
Just got to get right out
And meet her

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
To me
To me

[BlueJazz]

15. Quite a few.

[DFW]

16. It'S been decades since I performed in a rock band

But here's the one song I sang pretty much like the original:

[mithnanthy]

17. Fever

...by Peggy Lee

[KMOD]

18. I'm no Otis Redding,

but I think I do a pretty mean version of Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay.

[LiberalEsto]

20. White Rabbit by the Jefferson Airplane

When my kids were growing up, and were acting obnoxious at the dinner table, and my requests that they stop were ignored, I launched into it.

"One pill makes you larger..."

You would not believe how quickly they started behaving.

[olddots]

21. everybody can sing like Dylan

its part of the charm .

[WinkyDink]

22. The Star-Spangled Banner!

[Iggo]

23. Sweet Leaf.

I have no problem channeling Ozzy on that song.

[Rhythm]

24. I do karaoke a lot... but this one is my best song...